Leaving or otherwise cheating on your girl/guy/bootycall with a much less attractive/worthy person.
Having a mature loving person always there for you and dissing them for a young naive useless girl without a clue.
Leaving a guy with a job and his own place for a loser in jail or otherwise on probation living with his younger brother since his mother won't even take him in!
Did you see that fat nasty ass whore Danny got with and left his sexy baby mama for?! That dumbass is retarded!
The Guy that your Ex GF ends up with, that helps you fully understand your true value, and instantly validates what you already knew.... that you were always way too good for her.
You donβt dislike this guy, you love him from the second you see his completely absent, zero style....and his creepy, weathered, Opie like features. 90% of his wardrobe comes from either Bass Pro Shop or Cabelas. He dresses like he is, a Junior in high school, yet plays on a way too old man, weekend warrior, softball or OTL (on to losers) league.
His passion and fire in life....is beer, beach, beer, and broβs. He might combine 2 of them and do something as riveting and spicy as.......Bass Fishing.
Also know as a Downgrade Bro, he has a bad flat bill surf hat, and way too worn, surf tank top, for every occasion. He sleeps in a hat, has sex in a hat, and showers in a hat. He is always making dumb goofy faces or stupid over exaggerated gestures in every pic. This helps off set the ugly, the age and sun weathering, and the severe lack of handsomeness and endowment. (Big lifted truck/small white dick)
Chaaaabrahhh is part of his everyday vocabulary, and being a beach burnout local is his true specialty and prideful talent. Most likely listens to a lot of really bad white boy reggae....(Iration, Dirty Heads, Rome)
1. Dude surfs up at the pier brahhhh, i saw your Exβs, Downgrade Dude surfing the polluted turd break the other day brahhh! He looked older than her dad, itβs gross !!!
2. Hey are you still dating that one girl that never smiled, was super bitchy, and just read books in her room? (Person 2)......No my man, her lease was up. I Traded in and upgraded to a sleeker, sportier, sexier model, she went with a serious Downgrade Dude.
3. Can I trade in my Lamborghini for that Peugeot over there? Or my Ferrari for that Citron?.....this would best describe my Gf with me, or her choice of a Downgrade Dude.
When you break your cellular devise and have to use your old one until you get an upgrade and can have another one for free.
Person 1: Dude! I dropped my phone in the toilet and it broke!
Person 2: When's your next upgrade?
Person 1: In like a year!
Person 2: Dude, unless you want to buy a new phone for full price you're going to have to downgrade!
Person 1: *cries on person 2's shoulder*
A slang term for downgrading software or hardware, primarily used by off shore resources. Use is slowly gaining acceptance with international companies.
If there are any issues with the upgradation, we will be able to perform a timely downgradation and revert back to the original configuration.