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What is Windows Vista?
A crappy operating system for your computer that slows even the fastest machines, attracts a heck lot of viruses and costs more than the earth. It comes with Windows Activation, that treats honest buyers as criminals. It also has been trying to copy Mac OS X (and failing miserably).
Bill : Hi. I just installed windows vista on my pc and now it won't work beacuse I failed activation.
Steve : I know. Even Windows 95 was better. I still use XP. Kill activation!
Windows Vista - video
Windows Vista - what is it?
IS SHIT! DONT BUY IT PLEASE. I hope bill gates reads this. You suck Bill!
Windows vista hates you. Games are scetchy on it, I just bought a new dell. just for games (im a mac user usually.) yea they scetch out, SOO many shitty windows pop ups (like AHHHHH stop it now please) For some reason the screen just goes black randomly sometimes. TEST UR SHIT BEFORE U RELEASE IT DUMBASS. It generally just runs very very very slooow on my brand new computer. :( basically i hate my life that much more. BOO BILL. WAY TO RELEASE UTTER SHIT AND FORCE PPL TO USE IT. FUCK YOU MAN I WANT MY 258 canadian dollars back now. sorry for being so blunt and immature but it had to happen.
What does "Windows Vista" mean?
1. Windows Vista is a horrible new Operating system made by Microsoft to replace XP. Technically an upgrade from Windows 2003 and WinME. Codenamed Longhorn, the OS took 5 years to create and did not live up to the hype set by Microsoft. The OS was suppose to be a completely new OS, with groundbreaking features. Most of the new features that were added have caused the system to be less user friendly. Case in point the new security feature, which pops up a menu that freezes everything in the background, asking for the user to Deny or Allow a change in the settings or software Install/Uninstall. This window will come up contently, causing the user frustration. The new security features have also allowed hackers to make new viruses and other malware for the OS, even though Microsoft claimed that hackers would find it difficult to do so. Users have also had trouble finding the correct drivers for old and new hardware. If these weren't bad enough, users have also had problems with using DRM content like music and movies, due to stricter licensing terms. Many companies like Dell and HP started selling Vista-Only machines, but retracted this practice slightly after receiving numerous complaints from potential customers seeking to buy XP machines instead. It is still not possible to find a cheap, AMD-XP system with Dell; since they have almost completely phased out XP in favor of Vista. AMD being the cheaper system when compared to Intel.
I hate Windows Vista so much that I had to buy an XP-Apple machine instead! I feel dirty now...
Windows Vista - what does it mean?
A totally wanky piece of software that's been crammed down people's throats by forcibly installing it on all new PCs.
Shop Assistant : It has Windows Vista on it to!
Me : Bollocks! I don't want it
SA : But it won't work without it!
Me : Will it arse! I'm putting Linux on it! Here, take my Vista DVD and COA and gimme my cash back!
SA : Erm.....
Windows Vista - meaning
A target for mac users to trash. Actually, it is a very powerful OS that is supported by any developers. It only crashes when an inexperienced user makes it crash, and is perfectly secure when a decent antivirus program is installed. Mac users blame it for copying Mac's GUI, when really Mac copied the idea of a GUI from Xerox. The only problem with Vista is the addition of User Account Control, which can be disabled easily. Overall, it's a great operating system that is user friendly as well as configurable.
Windows Vista User: Wanna play some Halo 2?
Mac User: No, I use a Mac. Vista is too bloated for my tastes.
Vista User: I have a half-decent system, so the requirements are no problem.
Mac User: That must have cost a fortune!
Vista User: Not at all. It definitely costs less than your Mac.
Mac: Well, your PC probably can't edit photos and videos, just like the new version of Mac OS X can.
Vista User: If I wanted to, I could have been doing those things for years.
Mac User: Fine, if you say so. I'm going to create photo masterpieces with Photobooth and share them on Facebook.
Vista User: So you're going to make heart shapes with your hands and take sepia pictures of yourself then add some kind of fagetty quote? Just give up.
Windows Vista - definition
the newest in a long line of crappy OS's from Microsoft. This one promises to track your every move, so watch out all you internet pedophiles out there!! they'll know who you are!
Gary finished downloading a few videos and suddenly the FBI crashed through the door. "Damn you, Windows Vista!" He screamed whilst they hauled his ass to the pokey.
Windows Vista - slang
A new version of Windows from Microsoft that looked good in development, and still looks good now. Unfortunately, that's the only improvement. The new Microsoft office that can come with some versions of Vista is terrible and difficult to use. It also oftentimes causes the computer to lag, a lot.
The last flaw I am going to point out (Although this is my majority-supported opinion) is that the security is so up tight that there is hardly anything you can run on Vista without the computer asking for permission to run it, even if it is something from Microsoft. If you want to ask me, stay with Windows XP.
Guy #1: I have good news and bad news.
Guy #2: What's the bad news?
Guy #1: I just got Windows Vista. It lags like crazy.
Guy #2: Sorry about that. So, what's the good news?
Guy #1: I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico!
Guy #3: I didn't see THAT coming!
Windows Vista
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Windows Vista
Clearly the best operating system that has ever been programmed up to date. I only wish we all could give more money, hugs, and kisses to all the wonderful people out there that have developed this majestic operating system. It is extremely easy to use, we have added more exciting features to improve your computer using experience and we know you will love it. Throw your MacBook in the dumpster, and get Windows Vista now.
Omg look at this beauty! THis must be a windows vista!
omg after looking at a windows vista I realized the meaning of life!
Windows Vista
The five main problems of the Windows OS combined it one giant acronym.
Virues, Infections, Spyware, Trojans, and Adware.
Hasta la Vista, baby!