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What is antivirus?
antivirus that scares the shit out of users with constant popups in the bottom-right corner of your screen convincing you to upgrade to avast premium with the only benefit being not having to see the popups
me: turns on pc
avast antivirus: WE FOUND 23 TRACKING COOKIES ON YOUR PC
me: didnt you say I had 36 tracking cookies on my pc last time
antivirus - meme gif
antivirus - video
Antivirus - what is it?
A virus that imitates real security software and "scans" your computer, giving bogus viruses in an attempt to scare you into giving them your credit card number.
Antivirus plus? What's that? Oh no! 32 threats found? Malicious software detected? Here's my credit card number! Charge me any amount you'd like!
What does "antivirus" mean?
Norton Antivirus is the pinnacle of stupidity and annoyance. First developed with the intention of making its users reach the peak of insanity.
It comes installed with your newly bought PC, which already makes your PC worthless.
Even when "uninstalled", it intends to hide in your registry just to scare the living shit out of you when your PC crashes.
Worst program ever created. Takes up too many resources on your PC. Whoever this Norton guy is, I hope he's dead.
Sorry, you have to pay for Norton Antivirus to supposedly protect your PC, which is obviously BS.
Antivirus - what does it mean?
norton antivirus slows down my computer significantly more than McAfee which is bad, the parent company should be wiped off the face of the earth...
Antivirus - meaning
a piece of fucking ballsucking ass raping butt licking vagina smelling piece of dog anus penitrating narwald ass fingering piece of shit that does nothing and warns of viruses that cannot be ridden.
Norton Antivirus Finished scanning my computer. "Found 7 Viruses"
To get rid of them upgrade to pro
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Worst piece of ass licking cunt fucking shit.
Antivirus - definition
I just norton antivirused my pants
Antivirus - slang
Software whose only purpose is to alert you that there is a virus on your computer.
Antivirus: THERE IS A VIRUS IN YIUR COMPUTER!!!
Microsoft Word file>
Antivirus: VIRUS DETECTED ON YOUR COMPUTER!!!
Antivirus
An ISP answer to the virus they sent you last week.
The only 100% effective Antivirus is the 'OFF' button.
Antivirus
A third party program that sucks your blood to protect your PC for your irresponsible behaviour like downloading torrents and shit from dubious places on the internet.
Person 1 - I think I downloaded a virus from ehentai?
Person 2 - Yeah I got an antivirus for that.
Antivirus
Software designed to detect and eliminate wordvirus/wordes on a computing system.
Maybe as well anti-biotics.
"My antivirus caught a stupid wordmIRC/word worm"
"You shouldn't swallow floppy disks, tss tss. Never wordswallow/word without reading the label!"