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What is snooki?
n: extra large oompa-loompa that's easier to get on than facebook
Tom: You hear about Megan
Jim: Yeah, she went to the bar and got seven guys
Tom: What a Snooki
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snooki - video
Snooki - what is it?
4'9" umpalumpa on Jersey Shore best known for being punched in the face.
Snookie is so short she often requires a boost to get her heels on.
What does "snooki" mean?
the best bitch ever known 4 being the best person on jersey shore. real name is nicole elizabeth polizzi & she wants 2 b called nicole & like she’s strong caring an awesome mom doesn’t like what people say about her affect her knows how to let shit slide & doesn’t give a fuck about what people say she’s my idol i luv her & want 2 b like her she’s also has two stores that she opened by herself is also really business & street smart & DOES NOT deserve all the bullshit she still gets. she’s also really caring
snooki is amazing strong & caring
Snooki - what does it mean?
Another word for a 10c Jersey shore WHORE!!!!
Snooki the WHORE crashed her car.DIE WHORE DIE!!!
Snooki - meaning
someone who if you dye blue will look like a smurf.
horrible fake trans who ruins a perfectly fine tv show.
the only people who like her are 40 year old men who live in a one bedroom appartment with 30 cats....
an obnoxious cow mostly used as a punching bag
random person1: holly shit is that a smurf??
random person2: nah it's just that creepy looking hooker snooki.
normalnamedperson:"who the fuck has the name snooki??"
gay fag:"only like the hottest most coolest person ever!"
normalnamedperson *shoots the gay fag*
Snooki - definition
A snookie is an inner city beast. Some claim it to be a myth, others claim it to be the very demon sent personally by Satan himself to terrorize the world. It clashes designer clothing with thongs, booze, and a thirst for sex. This thirst has traumatized many men, after which their very sexual desires are forever torn into sleepless night and PTSD. The snookie is what the Boogie checks for before going to rest. The snookie is what God cannot stand to look at. And worst of all, the snookie is what American culture from Jersey and abroad become hypnotized to once a week on prime time. Do not look into the snookie's eyes, or it will choose you as its next victim.
Joe saw a Snooki, i haven't heard from him since.
Snooki - slang
to get knocked out, punched, knock someone else out, or to be insanely drunk
man you were soooo snooki last night, you got kicked out of the bar!
Snooki
A bouncy ball in a trucker hat
Person 1: "Is that a bouncy ball with a trucker hat?"
Person 2: "Yeah, it's snooki"
Snooki
1. A guidette oompaloompa named nicole, made famous from mtv's Jersey Shore. She was made most famous when she was clocked in the face by a juiced up guido on TV.
2. A derogatory term for a fat guidette.
3. When a man punches a woman in the face, usually after consuming many rounds of shots
1. I was watching Jersey Shore last night, Snooki was hilarious! She deep throated a pickle and then passed out.
2. (about a fat guidette) Dude she's gross, what a Snooki....
3. That punch was a cheap snooki, only assholes punch women.
Snooki
v. (trans) 1. to be punched in the face.
"Did you see that guy on 'Jersey Shore'; he totally snookied that bitch?"