What is smort?

The word used in B99 (Brooklyn nine nine) to show how “smart” Jake peralta and his friends actually are.

Jake “smort, smort, smort”
Terry “yes very smort”

smort - meme gif

Smort!

When you are smart and stupid at the same time.

That girl is so smort! She gets good grades but acts like an idiot.

A word used by a dumb little shit who thinks he knows everything, when in reality he only thinks he knows that 1+1= anal sex.

"1+1= abortion"
"No it doesn't you dumb shitfuck"
"Hey, I'm very smort!"
"If you're so smort then fuck me"

"lemme get a smort peter"

to be small and short, sm-ort

that lad is to smort to go on that ride

Smort typically means being overly smart. if you have over 69420 IQ, you are officially smort.
if you are smort, you typically don't get women

Damn i have over 70000 IQ, i am so smort

1fy0uc4nre@dth1sy0u@re smort

Smort is a form of "smart" used kind of in a sarcastic way towards yourself

Wow, I'm so smort... I tried to push on the pull side of the door

(adj) showing intelligence in fields which normally require or presuppose a lack intelligence.

The method in which Hugh lit one hundred bottle rockets at once was smort.