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What is shit on a dick?
Phrase for showing dissappointment or anger toward a situation, simliar to "fuck me susan".
Max: Hurry up i gotta be at work in 5 minutes.
Dan: Fuck, im out of gas.
Max: Shit on my dick!
shit on a dick - video
Shit on a dick - what is it?
1. To completely ruin your day/night, situation or event. "Nigga" typically refers to self but also refers to others when sharing someone elses misfortune.
2. An excited utterance when alone or with a group encountering an attractive female. (Unlikely to score you a phone number or date if said within earshot of female). "Nigga" refers to self.
1. "Man everything was going perfect. I was just about to hit that ass. But then her momma showed up with the cops and shit on nigga dick."
2. "Daaaamn look at her. She can shit on nigga dick anytime.
What does "shit on a dick" mean?
Prison slang referring to anal sex.
"Shit on my dick or blood on my blade." In the film "Cruising".
Shit on a dick - what does it mean?
term used when something bad has just happened to you
"Shit on my dick! I just got dumped!"
Shit on a dick - meaning
To express disgust or frustration to someone/something.
Stacy: Someone poked a hole in the condom!
Chris: Well shit on my dick!
Shit on a dick - definition
a) an exclamatory phrase used to portray any and all emotions, or lack thereof.
b) the extremely overused but beloved saying created by Rico 'Optimus Prime' Restirino.
c) often followed by the phrase 'n shit.
d) The awkward literal meaning, which refers to feces, and genitalia. (usually after fucking a bitch in her ass)
Derek: Rico you just got ur head blown off in CoD 5.
Rico: yeah i suck
Nate: Shit on ur dick rico
Rico: yeahhh shit all over my dick 'n shit
xxxxxx
*just stubbed toe*
"Shit on my dick!!"
*just fucked a bitch in the ass*
"Shit on my dick! anal is DIRTY"
Shit on a dick - slang
Used when somebody else is or may be fucking with you.
Joe: "Bro where's the cheesecake?"
Jamal: "Gone."
Joe: "Are you shitting on my dick?"
Jamal: "No dude."
Doctor: "It appears you have stage 9 cancer and will probably die soon."
Patient: "Seriously?"
Doctor: "Naw just shitting on your dick."
Shit on a dick
A phrase that means "I will go off" or "I'm so fucking high right now"
"If Tammy shows up I will literally shit on a dick"
"I'm not good right now Becky, I am shitting on a dick"
Shit on a dick
When you doing anal and she forgets to wipe her ass and shit goes into your dick
"Ahh shit man!" Says A
"What happened man?" Says B
"I got Shit in the Dick!"
Shit on a dick
An expression used mainly to signify shock and exclamation at something. Also, it can be taken in the literal sense; to have shit on one's dick.
"Shit on a dick, I don't have any more butter in my fridge"
"I went balls deep into this hooker's ass, resulting in me having shit on my dick; it wasn't very pleasant at all"