Definder - what does the word mean?

What is on my dick?

A rap song by Mickey Avalon, that brags about the wonders of a large dick, and degrades those unfortunate enough to have a small, otherwise useless pecker.

My dick: cost a late night fee
Your dick: got the HIV

My dick: like an M16
Your dick: broken vending machine

My dick: sick and dangerous
Your dick: quick and painless

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on my dick - video


On my dick - what is it?

Is small

Bc my dick is hard

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What does "on my dick" mean?

Is fucking awsome

My dick *points to crotch* right here.

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On my dick - what does it mean?

The reason most of those bitches are on Maury in the first place.

Damn right you are not the father! But go ahead and take care of it, because my dick has places to be.

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On my dick - meaning

Is non-existent

I am female

My dick is non-existent because I am female

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On my dick - definition

A phrase used to explain a situation where person is very infactuated with you and in return becomes somewhat of a nuisance.

"Oh my god, Michelle wont stop calling me! she is on my dick!!!"

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On my dick - slang

When a person does something that you dont appriciate much.

Moshe: I need some money to buy a drink.
Me: on my dick.

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On my dick

a person who fucks with another person in a romantic-friend way. that person stays committed and keeps coming back.

girl: he's on my dick ..

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On my dick

when a girl is obsessed with a guy to the point where she won't stop calling/texting him or trying to get him to talk to her

*Guys phone rings*
*He tells his friend to say he's not there*

friend: it was that kelly chick asking for you to call her back

guy: fuck man! this girl is so annoying!! i fucked her one time and the bitch is still on my dick!

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On my dick

When a girl is obsessed with a guy and is always around him and won't leave him alone.
The guy isn't her boyfriend and most of the time doesn't even like her instead talks shit behind her back to his friends.

Person #1 "So Sabrina's still calling you?"
Person #2 "Yeah yo, that bitch is on my dick"

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