Definder - what does the word mean?

What is shitting on my dick?

to take a poo on your wank.

i was sitting in my house when sandy came over and took a shit on my dick.

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shitting on my dick - video


Shitting on my dick - what is it?

A common expression shouted when a serious offense has occured, such as looking down after a long session of butt sex, to find shit on your dick, or finding that your roomate ate all the skittles.

Guy 1"Where the fuck are my skittles?"

Guy 2"Whats that, on your erect penis?'

Guy 1"Shit on my Dick!"

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What does "shitting on my dick" mean?

this is a phrase of astonishment, the statement is so ridiculous that it must mean bewilderment

Shit on my dick! look at that nice car!

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Shitting on my dick - what does it mean?

An alternate name for the popular dice game of Yahtzee.

Used to substitute the game name and the combination of five of the same number when the dice are rolled.

Note: Yahtzee may also be alternately named "Bukkake."

"Hey guys, you wanna play a round of 'Shit On My Dick?'"

Player 1: *rolls five 3's*

Everyone (in unison): "SHIT ON MY DICK!!!!!"

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Shitting on my dick - meaning

Phrase for showing dissappointment or anger toward a situation, simliar to "fuck me susan".

Max: Hurry up i gotta be at work in 5 minutes.
Dan: Fuck, im out of gas.
Max: Shit on my dick!

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Shitting on my dick - definition

Prison slang referring to anal sex.

"Shit on my dick or blood on my blade." In the film "Cruising".

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Shitting on my dick - slang

term used when something bad has just happened to you

"Shit on my dick! I just got dumped!"

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Shitting on my dick

To express disgust or frustration to someone/something.

Stacy: Someone poked a hole in the condom!

Chris: Well shit on my dick!

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Shitting on my dick

a) an exclamatory phrase used to portray any and all emotions, or lack thereof.

b) the extremely overused but beloved saying created by Rico 'Optimus Prime' Restirino.

c) often followed by the phrase 'n shit.

d) The awkward literal meaning, which refers to feces, and genitalia. (usually after fucking a bitch in her ass)

Derek: Rico you just got ur head blown off in CoD 5.
Rico: yeah i suck
Nate: Shit on ur dick rico
Rico: yeahhh shit all over my dick 'n shit

xxxxxx

*just stubbed toe*
"Shit on my dick!!"

*just fucked a bitch in the ass*
"Shit on my dick! anal is DIRTY"

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Shitting on my dick

Used when somebody else is or may be fucking with you.

Joe: "Bro where's the cheesecake?"
Jamal: "Gone."
Joe: "Are you shitting on my dick?"
Jamal: "No dude."

Doctor: "It appears you have stage 9 cancer and will probably die soon."
Patient: "Seriously?"
Doctor: "Naw just shitting on your dick."

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