Definder - what does the word mean?

What is On My Dick?

Your most valued object in your possession. You treat it like your dick, very gently and only let people that you REALLY love touch it.

Dude! Don't mess with that CD! That thing is my dick!

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On My Dick - video

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On My Dick - what is it?

When a girl is obsessed with a guy and is always around him and won't leave him alone.
The guy isn't her boyfriend and most of the time doesn't even like her instead talks shit behind her back to his friends.

Person #1 "So Sabrina's still calling you?"
Person #2 "Yeah yo, that bitch is on my dick"

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What does "On My Dick" mean?

A rap song by Mickey Avalon, that brags about the wonders of a large dick, and degrades those unfortunate enough to have a small, otherwise useless pecker.

My dick: cost a late night fee
Your dick: got the HIV

My dick: like an M16
Your dick: broken vending machine

My dick: sick and dangerous
Your dick: quick and painless

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On My Dick - what does it mean?

Is small

Bc my dick is hard

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On My Dick - meaning

Is fucking awsome

My dick *points to crotch* right here.

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On My Dick - definition

The reason most of those bitches are on Maury in the first place.

Damn right you are not the father! But go ahead and take care of it, because my dick has places to be.

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On My Dick - slang

Is non-existent

I am female

My dick is non-existent because I am female

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On My Dick

A funny thing to say that makes a viable replacement for "that's what she said"

"Honey I made spaghetti-"
"ON MY DICK!"
"- For dinner."
*sighs*

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On My Dick

When someone stay on his hustle 24 hours and got no time to play game.
It's also refers to the word hustle.


Jay: i gotta stay on my dick when i'm stackin' my endz.

Jay: I grind everyday cus, i gotta stay on my dick to make my money.

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On My Dick

A phrase used to explain a situation where person is very infactuated with you and in return becomes somewhat of a nuisance.

"Oh my god, Michelle wont stop calling me! she is on my dick!!!"

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