Definder - what does the word mean?

What is schmear?

A derrogatory term used before a word to signify importance.

Carla, you are such a schmear bitch.
Matt, you have a schmear camel toe.

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Schmear - what is it?

Noun: The crystalline residue that forms on the smooth plastic surface of a cellular telephone display by one’s ear during a call. If the display is not wiped off on one’s pant leg after each use, schmear will solidify into the characteristic hardened crystalline coating. Schmear will require the application of a solvent, sometimes saliva, to restore the normal appearance of the display. Also spelled Schm-Ear.

Dude, the schmear on my phone was so bad I had to lick it off to see who was calling.

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What does "schmear" mean?

Verb: to rub one's (usually naked) rear against any surface such as the carpet, wall, chair in a smooth slow flick movement.
Noun : the unwanted substance occasionally, regrettably, deposited on a surface as a consequence of performing a schmear.

Not to be confused with smear.

Verb: Darling! Don't you dare schmear on your brother's chair!
Noun: Mummy! Zoe just left a big schmear on my seat and I just SAT on it and it's DISGUSTING

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Schmear - what does it mean?

A strategy used in the card game Sheepshead, wherein a person will play a high point value card in a situation where his or her partner is likely to take the trick.

After my partner played the big black I threw the ace of diamonds out there as schmear.

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Schmear - meaning

schmear,

the word for smearing turds on your wall

grant : schmear
Todd:*under mind control* okay then master *takes a big one on the floor*

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Schmear - definition

when you schmear something on a door

muuuuum i just schmeard some spaghetti on my dooooooor

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Schmear - slang

jis, cum, semen, ejaculate

Try singing, "99 bagels with schmear on the wall, 99 bagels with schmear..." to kill even the strongest bagel craving.

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Schmear

A cocky and arrogant person who suprisingly has many friends who look past these faults

I can't believe that cocky Schmear won homecoming king!!

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Schmear

A word similar to shebang. It means, the whole thing.

She bought the computer, the printer, the whole schmear.

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Schmear

1.NYC Deli slang for the act coating a bagel with a small amount of cream cheese.
2. A small amount of any condiment applied to a food item.
3. A medical test for women from New York.

1. "Hey Marty a poppy seed with a schmear ." (NOTE:To use schmear authentically the customer usually mumbles while he waits just loud enough for other customers to hear something like: "Oy is so hot in here , I should be so rich to pay this electric bill. How does he make a living? Such a waste.")
2. Klutz...I said a schmear of mustard...not the whole jar."
2. I am so verklempt my doctor wants me to get another pap schmear. I should live that long!"

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