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What is past?

The act of putting toothpaste (commonly Colgate) on your nipple-area to create an entire body sensation, similar to that of Marijuana.

"Hey man, what are you doing after school?"
"Well, I was gonna go pasting with Derp, then go to the movies!"

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Past - what is it?

The act of liberally applying toothpaste to your nipples to get high.

"Dude we're gonna do some pasting later...you down?"
"I don't know man, what happens?"
"You get sooo high."
"Yeah I'm in then!"

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What does "past" mean?

serious form of drug abuse, performed by applying toothpaste (and lotion) to the nipples and letting the chemicals sink in.

Mark: Man, I got so high yesterday.
Steve: Oh, no, you weren't pasting again, were you?

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Past - what does it mean?

Everything that has happened so far. Reading this definition is part of your past. And this. And this. And...

Jonny: Do you remember when we were ten, and we first kissed by the bike shed?
Paige: That was in the past, move on.

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Past - meaning

Putting toothpaste on one's nipples with the intent of getting lightheaded or high.

Johnny was out of weed so he started pasting to get his fix.

My father cut me off after he found out I was pasting.

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Past - definition

Pasted is the state of consciousness when an individual is so stoned that they are literally unable to move, finding themselves pasted to the couch or their attention pasted to some form of entertainment like a movie, or a long series of Youtube videos.

I was so pasted last night I watched all of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia season 4.

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Past - slang

When toothpaste is applied to the nipples, often resulting in highs lasting an hour or so.

Student 1: "Hey did you do the homework last night?"
Student 2: "No man I tried pasting."
Student 1: "I heard about that! how was it???"
Student 2: "Amazing man...Amazing"

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Past

Ground Control, can you confirm sense of his dark secret?
Its trying to show itself to me, secret holder's back pain correlated with said grey matter.
Must get to the bottom of this. Hearing whispers "help me", very timid, very hurt.

Ground Control, piece with past is being held hostage by self proclaimed Cult of Past! Send troops.

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Past

(n.) Something that's completely worthless, unless you can actually learn something from it.

John was depressed because all his girlfriends from the past had dumped him.

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Past

A time that sucked but doesn't seem so bad compared to the present.

The past wasn't that bad.

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