What is bagel?
A big zero. Someone who doesn't bring anything to the table.
kevin: let's go out tonight!
joey: nah, bro, i'm gonna stay in and play video games/
kevin: wow, stop being a bagel!
Bagel - what is it?
A man who prefers a margarita over a whiskey straight.
“All your friends have a glass of Jameson, but you always get the frozen strawberry margarita... you’re such a bagel.”
What does "bagel" mean?
a derogatory name for a fat jewish kid.
Bagel was playing Halo 2 all day
that lazy bastard
Bagel - what does it mean?
(verb)-When a secular Jew lets a religious Jew know he/she is Jewish through indirect means.
When a religious Jew(beard, peyos, tzitzit etc...) is walking down the street, a secular Jew who was previously talking to his friend about something secular will suddenly switch the topic to keeping kosher or going to Shul to tell the religious Jew that he is Jewish as well. Hence, the religious Jew was bageled.
a highly tasty snack
jews make them very well
another word for zero -- derived from the show Scrubs
“God is watching. How many times have you gotten laid this year?”— Janitor
(making zero symbol with hand)
A word to describe a basic bitch, they taste good on the outside but are hallow on the inside.
“Damn that girl is fine but she a fucking bagel, I think the deepest thing we’ve talked about is her pussy”
Sleeping for 12-hours (the hour hand makes a full circle around a 12-hour clock). Originally, this term was used by yeshiva students.
I am very well rested. I slept a bagel last night!
two pieces of round bread, smashed together in a rude hushed manner.
lady at dunkin donuts: how can i help you?
me: can i have a bagel?
lady at dunkin donuts: you mean two pieces of round bread, smashed together in a rude hushed manner? SURE!
A score of zero in a set of tennis. (eg: 6-0, 6-0)
Two scores of 6-0 is a double bagel
"Michelle bageled Debbie in tennis."