What is rowboat?

The act of female giving two handjobs and a blowjob simultaneously.

John: "Dude, that girl gave all three of us a rowboat."

Jacob: "Dam, what a whore."

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rowboat - video

Rowboat - what is it?

A politically correct word to say retard.

That Fiji kid sucks at horseshoes. He must be a rowboat.

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What does "rowboat" mean?

A wrigling and smacking of ones penis against a pair of nice breasts very quickly back and forth

I rowboated the shit out of those titties last night.

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Rowboat - what does it mean?

While motorboating a woman's breast you yell out "Oh no! We're out of gas. We have to paddle the rest of the way." Then you stick your arms and hands straight out like oars and smack her breasts back and forth.

Check out her tits. I wish I was rowboating them.

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Rowboat - meaning

Someone lightweight enough to ride in a rowboat with, esp. on a date.

(i.e. not a fatty.)

Phyllis: Michael, I want to set you up with my friend.
Michael: Hm, what's she like? Is she rowboatable?
Phyllis: What are you asking?
Michael: I think I'm being very clear what I'm asking. Could an average sized rowboat support her without capsizing?
(pause)
Phyllis: No.
(Michael walks away, disgusted)

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Rowboat - definition

Codename for weed.

Coined by myself while driving high. I wiggled my arms around like I was rowboating and said

"dude if we were rowboating right now... we'd be going sooo fast"