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What is paddle?A greek mythological figure, the most beautiful man ever to grace this Earth, legend has it he is 19 inches Zeus: Trust me, I'm like 12 inches paddle - meme gifpaddle - videoPaddle - what is it?to be striked in the ass with a cricket paddle. Jim:Hey Bob did you see what happened to Bill? What does "paddle" mean?A place in the dark depths of Pembroke, Pembrokeshire where you can catch crabs and gonorrhea from just breathing. A nightclub in which you have to be 18 to enter, however paddling 14 year olds are subsequently let in for 'looking' 18 because the bouncers are ill-educated twats who need their glasses fixed. Once inside a rare sight will be seen, the inhabitants of Pembroke and Pembroke Dock (sometimes even Haverfordwest) all 'getting low' to Flo Rida in one big clan. It is the one place where married 40 year olds can go and pull a naive 14 year old and be no consequences. girl1: I'm 14, and i go to paddles! Paddle - what does it mean?v. To beat off; masturbate "After spending the day with your sister I had to go home and paddle it." Paddle - meaninga computer nerd like baby aish Baby aish is such a paddle Paddle - definitionnoun: instrument used to administer a paddling to your misbehaving bitch woman when she does not treat her man propery. Generally wood, plastic or leather. A proper paddle should be long enough to reach across both buttocks, and be wide and heavy enough to be clearly heard in the next room even with the door closed. Man, I heard your brother-in-law really paddle his wife last night in the guest room. What a wonderful idea, maybe I can borrow his paddle for tonight. You have not been behaving like a proper wife at all! Paddle - slangHand me the other paddle. PaddleA wooden slab used to beat incoming freshman to initiate them. We should start the tradition of beating freshman with a paddle, just like in dazed and confused. PaddleA video game controller, originates from PONG, the first video game ever. The XBOX 360 is the first game system to come out the box with wireless paddles. Paddleverb: to use a board, wooden spoon, hairbrush, bathbrush and the like to spank a naughty girl on her bare ass. i turner her over my knee and paddled her raw! |
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