Definder - what does the word mean?

What is dong?

1. a slang name for a male's penis. AKA "ding dong" and many other names.

2. a monetary unit in Vietnam.

3. a proper surname for a male, used in the Chinese and Vietnamese languages and maybe other tongues spoken in the Orient.

1. when the awesome Billy Idol performs his hit "Dancing With Myself" he is referring to the fact that he's shaking his dong.

2. Raymond Slate bought a rug from a street vendor in Ho Chi Minh City for 60 dong.

3. The instructor in a college Computer Science
class introduced himself as "Professor Dong Chi-Zeng". He wrote on the blackboard his surname in huge letters: DONG. He said, "You can just call me 'Dong'". He went on to state that he got his degree at the University of Taipei and so on. Bryan whispered to Dan, "I don't care if that is a common Chinese name, I ain't gonna call him a DONG!"

4. I told my Vietnamese friend in college that the word "din" means "clamor", "racket" and "noise" in English (in Vietnamese "din" means "stupid"). He really got a big laugh when Ralph told him that in English "dong" is a slang word for "penis".

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Dong - what is it?

*adjective*

When a person is being rude, stupid, and or annoying.

The person can have one of these traits or all of them.

Situation 1

Julie: I got a 43 on my math test but it’s fine i’ll just cheat on the next on

You: Omfg you’re such a dong howd you get that low of a score

Situation 2

Julie: How are homeless people... homeless cant they just... get a job?

You: You dong that’s not how it works.

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What does "dong" mean?

A slang term used by the daily fantasy writing community to describe a home run in the game of baseball

Mike Trout hit a 420 foot dong tonight

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Dong - what does it mean?

A penis of unusually high weight/mass/girth.

"Did you see the size of his dong?"
"Yeah, it weighed 3 pounds!"

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Dong - meaning

Colloquial vulgar expression, referring to the male genitalia, especially the penis.

Simeon has a huge dong.

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Dong - definition

1. Colloquial term for the penis.
2. An idiot. Similar to referring to someone as a cock, prick...etc

1. I have a fat dong.
2. Dave is a right dong!

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Dong - slang

Slang; see penis. Often used to describe a large penis, it can also be used to describe a "average-sized" one or a small one.

My husband's dong is tiny.
Did you see his dong?!
My dong is massive and powerful!

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Dong

50% of a doorbell.

DIng Dong!

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Dong

second sound on the doorbell

Ding, dong; ding, dong

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Dong

1. A vulgar synonym for the penis, most commonly used as a term for big phallusses.
2. The currency of Vietnam.
3. Part of the onomatopoeia for the sound of a bell: "ding dong"

1. He has a big dong.
2. The Dong is worth very little.
3. "Ding dong!"

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