What is release the hostages?

To have a rather large bowel movement, especially if one has been constipated.

"Ooh! That coffee and cigarette are really doing the trick. I have to go the the bathroom and negotiate for the release of some chocolate hostages."

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release the hostages - video

Release the hostages - what is it?

The act of forcing oneself to defecate following a period of constipation

Blimey, I'm going to have to negotiate the release of some chocolate hostages

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What does "release the hostages" mean?

Taking a giant sherry shit

Hey Creepy Chris I just finised Negotiating The Release Of The Cocholate Hostages. It took 20 minutes.

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Release the hostages - what does it mean?

To take a dump (crap) in the toilet.

Dropping cosby kids off in the pool.

Nathan : Man I need to negotiate the release of chocolate hostages right now.

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Release the hostages - meaning

to poop. especially in the woods.

release the chocolate hostages! Now!

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Release the hostages - definition

To take a shit....even though you are leaving it.

Be right back! I have to go negotiate in releasing the chocolate hostages.

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Release the hostages - slang

Have a bowel movement; dropping the kids off at the pool; taking a shit.

yuuper1: How the hell do you have ice cream and coffee for breakfast?!?
yuuper2: It helps clean me out and release a hostage every day.

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Release the hostages

To describe a man masturbating

"I'll be out of the bathroom in a minute. I'm releasing the hostages."

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Release the hostages

another phrase for having to move your bowels

Excuse me everyone I have to go and release the hostages

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Release the hostages

(v.) to release a large stool, or series of stools

After eating that burrito, I have to release the hostages.

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