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What is burrito?
(verb) A prank that involves taking a bag (i.e. a backpack or totebag), removing the contents, flipping the bag inside out, and then replacing the contents and zipping the bag up.
Hey, let's go burrito James' backpack.
Dude, he got so pissed when he found out he got burritoed.
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Burrito - what is it?
Georgia prison slang for a meal made from Ramen noodles, crushed chips and crackers, and whatever else the inmate can find to add, usually food stolen from the prison kitchen or other items available in the prison store. Also called a "Hot Pocket" or just "pocket". Usually cooked in a potato chip bag or for larger burritos, a garbage bag, and wrapped in a towel or blanket to keep it hot as it cooks.
"we all kicked down and made one big burrito"
What does "burrito" mean?
"holy shit this burrito is good"
Burrito - what does it mean?
A brown guy/girl that wears Ed Hardy, Abercrombie, etc. and uses a shit load of hair product in an effort to resemble a Guido/Guidette.
Note - a 'Burrito' is male and a 'Burritette' is female.
Who brought Pauly D?" "Nah, that's just Hardik Singh." "Ah, a burrito."
Burrito - meaning
80 years ago or so, Burrito did not exist in the spanish vocabulary. It was a word invented by anglo-americans. Why? Long ago, mexicans would carry their tacos on donkeys to sell to the anglo-american tourist that came to TJ. Anglos started to say " burrito" because the spanish word " burro" means donkey, and now most hispanic and anglo-americans believes burrito is an acutal word. Now a days, mexicans have adapted the word burrito into their vocab. Even though it does not exist in the language system in mexico.
In reality, there is many words to describe a specific taco a person would want in mexico.
What we call burrito in america is called " taco" in mexico. A tortilla wraped with anything.
Tacos sold at taco stands in TJ are called " taquitos"
Tacos sold in del-taco or taco bell do not exist and you will never find them in mexico.
Tacos that are hard shelled and rolled into guacamole or other sauses are called " tacos dorados"
Other tacos are called...flautas.
Many words to many different types of tacos but never called burrito in mexico. Other than TJ and some northern parts of mexico due to Anglo-american tourists.
Burrito - definition
a wrap made of whatever you want, wraped inside a wheat flour tortilla (a wrap of corn flour tortilla is ataco)
I want some fajita steak burrito
Burrito - slang
Definitively not the kind of shitty food Taco Bell sells and people thinks that's mexican food
John: Damn!! I just saw some big piece of shit on the table!!!
Dave: Dude...That was my Taco Bell burrito
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man i wanna hit that burrito
Burrito
The act of stealing the covers from one's spouse by rolling up in them.
My wife burritoed the covers last night and I froze my ass off!
Burrito
In the Sonara desert of northern Mexico, a dehydrated man called Juan Cuathalmetalmoctolpethactuactl, deprived of sex for more than 6 hours, met an attractive woman. The Mexican-Peruvian seductress agreed to make sweet love to Juan until the morning. When he woke up, he only saw a donkey, and realised he had hallucinated. There had been no Mexican-Peruvian seductress, and Juan was sad. Still, he accepted his son as if he was non-donkey-related. What came next, is legend. As Juan wanted his son to always know where he had come from, he decided to call him Burro ("donkey"). But Burro grew up to be a tiny Mexican, so his friends soon started calling him Burrito. This irritated him, so at the age of 10, on a schooltrip to Guadalajara, one night he decided to roll all of his classmates tightly into their own bed sheets, later claiming he "only Burrito'ed" them. The Mexican Policia sent him to Hocpoctolocpatecl Prison, in the South. There, he gained the nickname Bean, due to his amazing skills with beans which he developed during many lonely hours in the cell. Burrito "Bean" got out of prison 26 years later, ready to make it big. What followed was a chain of more than 6'000 stores, collected under the quality brand name, Taco Bell. And their first product? Exactly, the Bean Burrito, invented by and named after Burro "Bean" Cuathalmetalmoctolpethactuactl. Moreover, the specific product name Burrito has become a general term for anything looking like the original burrito.
nice burrito
right? right?! You should hear the story...