Definder - what does the word mean?

What is bowel movement?

That threatening feeling you get in the wake of a bowel movement. Typically an urgent feeling which results in immediate vacation of a place, task or conversation that you are in. Threatening bowel movements may strike at inappropriate times. You may experience the intense feeling without prior knowledge that you were anticipating a bowel movement.

Susie: How is your steak, Sharon?
Sharon: uh.. *abruptly leaves*

5 mins later

Susie: Are you okay?
Sharon: Yeah just had a major threatening bowel movement (TBM). But it has been expelled.

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bowel movement - video


Bowel movement - what is it?

The post take-away bowel movement.

Mate, i had the dirtiest Far east bowel movement this morning, it flew out like a G6

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What does "bowel movement" mean?

aka SBM, when you think you are just going to the bathroom to take a piss, and you unexpectedly have the urge to poop.

"Dude, what took you so long to piss? Did you fall in?!"

"Nah man, I had a Surprise Bowel Movement."

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Bowel movement - what does it mean?

david bowie

i love daverick bowel movement

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Bowel movement - meaning

A synonym for pigeons.

A flock of "Flying Bowel Movements" landed on my balcony yesterday, forcing me to do a clean-up job before my friends came by.

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Bowel movement - definition

An empathetic bowel movement is when a person, usually a male, has an extremely tough bowel movement, leading to extreme empathy and sympathy towards women who are active in the birthing process.

Oh man this is such an empathetic bowel movement. I love all women giving birth right now.

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Bowel movement - slang

Liberals & Libtards that subscribe to the idea & notion of "Progressive Politics" and are still hurt & having a nuclear melt-down because their girl sea-hag Hillary lost the 2016 Presidential election. At present, the aforementioned "movement" can be considered circling the bowl as it were. (Toilet flushing noise....)

You can't or won't admit that you're a regular Libtard but call yourself a Progressive instead? Funny, the progressive bowel movement is going the way of the dodo and printed newspaper there buddy!

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Bowel movement

bowel movement means doing someones mum up the backside the she shits on your chest

Me - I did Bowel Movements with your mum last night

Liam- Really?!

Me - Yeah! she shat on my chest :O ^^ XD

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Bowel movement

James ate the special at work and caused his body to have a bowel movement. (Also abbrivated: BLM)

James ate the special at work and caused his body to have a bowel movement. (Also abbrivated: BLM)

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Bowel movement

The discharge of waste matter from the large intestine; defecation. In other words, taking a shit.

My mom calls me at work to check if I had a healthy bowel movement.

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