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What is your mum?
your mum, gay
your mum - video
Your mum - what is it?
"your mum" is the ultimate answer
what's six times nine? your mum! (i always thought there was something fundimentally wrong with your mum)
What does "your mum" mean?
an easy come back, can be used anywere.
john: i pulled last night!
jack: mate i pulled your mum
john: fuck you my mums dead
jack: that didnt stop me having my way with her
Your mum - what does it mean?
Possibly the greatest insult ever, due to the sheer randomness of it.
Bob: Do you have the time?
Fred: Your mum
Bob: Shut up, you fag. Why do you have to be such a fag all the time?
Fred: Your mum! Your mum, that's why!
Your mum - meaning
the best response to any question. can be used on numerous occasions including insulting someone, an answer to a question you dont know the answer for, just for the hell of it or in concjuntion with a sentence. NB: it is important to find out about the status of the other person mother i.e. if something upsetting happened to her etc so no true insult is caused. P.S. the only people who WILL get really insulted then are silly or stupid and dont understand it is a joke and think you are really out to insult their family...
Percy: S'cuse me you've got something on your face.
Pat: Your mum's got something on her face.
Percy: okkkk... I havent got anyone to go to Prom with.
Pat: I'm going with your mum.
Percy: stop saying your mum!
Pat: your mum
Percy: your face!
Pat: *silence*
Randomer: Percy dude that was harsh!
Percy: sorry Pat your actually really pretty, will you go to Prom with me?
Pat: I already told you i'm going with your mum!
Teacher: Percy stop talking in my lesson. Whats the answer to question 4?
Percy: Your mum?
Teacher: DETENTION! (note the inappropriate last use here where percy just doesnt know where to stop or how the phrase is used...note Pats master skills FYI she doesnt reall want to go to prom with percys mum duh!)
Your mum - definition
your mum/ya mum/yo momma is a comeback that if you say normally results with getting slapped. normally by a pikey.
it doesnt have to be a comeback, it can be said anywhere it makes sense.
Holly: so, what do you wanna do now?
Harry: your mum.
or
Holly: what did you do last night then?
Harry: your mum.
see? :)
Your mum - slang
a comeback to a question or insult. it is beautiful in its simplicity in that those two words will imply that the person's mother is fat, baggy, saggy, ugly and would probably simulate coitis with anything that got in her way. the only acceptable comebacks to a display of 'yourmummery' are shown below:
Cardy: Hey, what's that smell?
Daly: Your mum.
Cardy: Your face.
Daly: Your mum's face.
(on NO account bring 'your dad' into this - that's just rude.)
Your mum
probbably the most immortal phrase to bless this great earth. It may answer any question, and cause great havoc.
Q)"what is the square root of 81"
A)"your mum is the square root of 81"
Q)I got Monopoly for Christmas"
A)Your mum got monopoly for Christmas"
Your mum
An insult generally used to insult someone(obviously). Just by saying it will bring laughter and insult.
Hey michael, what time is it?
Your mum
No seriously I have an appointment
Your mum has an appointment, IN MY PANTS
Why are you such a fag?
Because your mum stopped comming over to my house
I HATE YOU
Tell your mum I'll be over at 5 not 6
SHUTUP
Your mum
Humourous response to any question where a noun or noun-phrase is expected.
See also: Yer mum
Q: What time is it?
A: Your mum.
Q: Under which of the true sciences should philosophy be classified?
A: Your mum.
etc.