Definder - what does the word mean?

What is constipation?

An asshole who is full of shit; a mean, cocky person who tells nonsense stories to try and make himself look better.

He keeps talkin' all that good shit but he's really just an arrogant douchebag spewing a bunch of b.s.. Can you say, "constipation?"

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Constipation - what is it?

The state of being constipated. It can cause great pain and is recommended by many physicians.

So hold in your feces and your large intestine will do all the work for you...

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What does "constipation" mean?

A health condition when there is difficulty emptying the bowels, making you feel like you need to poop but it takes large amounts of force to empty the bowels.

I hope my constipation will end soon.
I can't poop, I probably have constipation.

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Constipation - what does it mean?

When poop gets rejected by the anus, and the intestines won't let go either.

Only after constipation does one realize that diarrhea is bliss.

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Constipation - meaning

The state of not being able to poop. Can be loads of fun

you look constipated

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Constipation - definition

when you're on the toilet and you cant seem to pop the crap out of your buttox. Not being able to "poop" or "let out the beans" orr "explode the chiz"

"the constipation is getting severe"

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Constipation - slang

Worse than homework, you wanna go, but you feel as though a baby is coming out your asshole sideways. Laxatives, Metamucil, and enemas help. Enemas suck

I haven't shat in 4 days, now I have to stick jelly in my arse.

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Constipation

When the train won't come out of the tunnel.

I had constipation for almost a week and finally relieved myself, it felt like I gave birth out of my asshole. True story.

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Constipation

When you want to go poopy, dream about going poopy, and pray to go poopy, but your ass says otherwise...
antonym of diarrhea

constipation is not your friend =(

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Constipation

when you've gotta go, but you're ass says no

chips got constipation

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