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What is bowels?
The action done by your dad when he lets loose a absolutely foul, sickening, putrid, pungent, wet, skunk ass fart when you are in the car and he locks the windows so you have no relief of fresh air.
The smell will be so bad and so foul and rancid that your insides feel like they decay and rot and turn to slop.
Dad: *Rips Rank ass*
Brother: TF is that smell?!
Sister: Bro was that you?!
Brother: No!
Mother: It is something more terrible then we can all imagine, something so bad and ungodly that even Satan hides like a bitch, it's a killer of titans, slayer of leviathans, something so horrendous and inescapable that many have perished in vain attempts to release themselves from this bowel rot.
Dad: I just ripped ass teehee.
*Locks window*
Brother: Oh shit
Sister: Dad, please unlock the windows!
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Bowels - what is it?
Grab me a few pages of the New York Times, please. We're out of bowel towels again.
What does "bowels" mean?
(noun) Refers to the unmistakeable urge to to take an explosive shit after ones participation in a running related athletic activity, such as cross country or track. Usually amplified by consuming large amounts of food or water
After completing the marathon, Matt had a bad case of runners bowels and dashed to the nearest port a potty.
Bowels - what does it mean?
One who has the tiniest cock who begs for pizza and fucks ogres named cierra. Mostly seen in his natural habitat, walking on the side of the road depressed and semen covered.
Hey look theres Bowels, i can smell him from here!
Bowels - meaning
1. Someone who is attuned to eating or having sexual intercourse with the bowels of another animal/human
Your dad had a boweler with your pet pidgeon
Bowels - definition
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Bowels - slang
Boweller is derived from the term disembowel & describes a girl so ugly that her looks could practically rip out your guts. The expression originated in Ireland, most likely in North Dublin street slang.
We were cruising for chicks in the club but got there late so all the hotties were engaged leaving only the bowellers
Bowels
burns: wait a minute, i don't remember writing a cheque for bowling!
smithers: uh, sir, that's for your boweling
burns: ah yes, that's very important
smithers: remember that month you didn't do it?
burns: yes...that was unpleasant for all concerned
Bowels
The propper term for "Butt Cheeks."
I open my bowels in your general direction!
Bowels
lower bowel. always referred to in the plural and also pertaining to the body action of having shit
medical officer: "have you opened your bowels today, morgan?"
morgan: no sir, i haven't been issued with any."