What is pouched?

pussy-douche

Stop being such a pouche

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pouched - video

Pouched - what is it?

when a thin armed, skinny legged woman has a bulge in the middle of her stomach--ie a pouch like a kangaroo would have. this women seems to acquire an average looking body until you view their abdomen--a bulge of fat.

Mike: shes average, the one over at the bar sitting down.
(woman stands up)
Fred: eww dude shes sporting a pouch!
Mike: damn those pouches!
(mike starts sobbing)
Fred: it'll be okay buddy
(patting Mike on the back)
Fred: if she did some crunches, that pouch would be nonexistent..i think...
(mike continues to cry even harder)

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What does "pouched" mean?

a womens genitals

hey i saw kim's pouch yesterday, it was the greatest thing i have ever seen

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Pouched - what does it mean?

A small pouch of tobacco that come in tins for the purpose of dipping. There are about 10 pouches in a tin.

Skoal, a popular smokeless tobacco brand makes a tasty citrus pouch.

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Pouched - meaning

interj.
1. Used to express peace out for the non-thugerated.
( originated from Dan Chen)
2. More than one pouch is the wrong definition.

1. i'm outta here pouches.
2. Pouches guys.

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Pouched - definition

A prick/douche hybrid. A term reserved for those individuals who so utterly and frequently piss you off that simply applying the "prick/douche" label is not enough.

Most commonly directed towards, but not exclusive to, males.

Jorge: Man, Phillip, I can't believe you jizzed on my face after I passed out last night.

Phillip: What a fuckin' pouche.

Jorge: Man, you just called yourself a pouche.

Phillip: Fuck, man, I guess I really am a pouche.

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