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What is Pouched?

pussy-douche

Stop being such a pouche

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Pouched - what is it?

when a thin armed, skinny legged woman has a bulge in the middle of her stomach--ie a pouch like a kangaroo would have. this women seems to acquire an average looking body until you view their abdomen--a bulge of fat.

Mike: shes average, the one over at the bar sitting down.
(woman stands up)
Fred: eww dude shes sporting a pouch!
Mike: damn those pouches!
(mike starts sobbing)
Fred: it'll be okay buddy
(patting Mike on the back)
Fred: if she did some crunches, that pouch would be nonexistent..i think...
(mike continues to cry even harder)

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What does "Pouched" mean?

a womens genitals

hey i saw kim's pouch yesterday, it was the greatest thing i have ever seen

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Pouched - what does it mean?

To be really tired.

I've been up since 4 i the morning i'm pouched

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Pouched - meaning

when the weed your smoking in the bong/pipe is all gone

where's the weed? i swear it was rite here , pouched

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Pouched - definition

A small pouch of tobacco that come in tins for the purpose of dipping. There are about 10 pouches in a tin.

Skoal, a popular smokeless tobacco brand makes a tasty citrus pouch.

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Pouched - slang

interj.
1. Used to express peace out for the non-thugerated.
( originated from Dan Chen)
2. More than one pouch is the wrong definition.

1. i'm outta here pouches.
2. Pouches guys.

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Pouched

Getting Drunk, being Drunk

I got so Pouched Last night.
She was Pouched when she bought those pants.
Let's get pouched!

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Pouched

A prick/douche hybrid. A term reserved for those individuals who so utterly and frequently piss you off that simply applying the "prick/douche" label is not enough.

Most commonly directed towards, but not exclusive to, males.



Jorge: Man, Phillip, I can't believe you jizzed on my face after I passed out last night.

Phillip: What a fuckin' pouche.

Jorge: Man, you just called yourself a pouche.

Phillip: Fuck, man, I guess I really am a pouche.

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Pouched

The equivalent of being "iced", but instead of a Smirnoff Ice, it is one of those pussy frozen daiquiris/margaritas sold in pouch-like containers. When a person gets "pouched", they have to get on the floor in a most humiliating fashion and drink all of the pouch.

Lucas's friend walked into the room and Lucas pulled out a hidden pussy ass Seagram's Daiquiri and yelled "POUCHED." The friend then proceeded to get on his knees and suck the pouch until every last drop was gone. He was then given a Cleveland Steamer.

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