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What is i swear?
What a 7 year old kid who just “learned” how to swear on the internet might yell at their parents/friends
Parent: No, your bed time is now, go to sleep
Kid: NO, You son of a shit, you mother bitcher, i swear to cum im NOT GOING TO BED
i swear - video
I swear - what is it?
Something someone says when they don’t believe in using Gods name as part of a curse word but they’re fine with using traditional cuss words for some strange reason
“Shut the hell up or I sWEar tO fUck I will shoot your family”
What does "i swear" mean?
One of the most used lie for women when they buy something expensive that they dont need
husband: Where did you get that, thats so expensive
wife: i swear it was on sale honey!
I swear - what does it mean?
You can swear to gum, chicken noodle soup, or anything u can think of so u dont swear to God.
Man... Fuck you! I swear to beans the next time you run up on me like that Ima kill your bitch ass!
I swear - meaning
If in an argument Danny says I swear to google he means that he has checked all said historical facts on the matter and challenges you to google it!!!
If in an argument Danny says "I swear to Google" he means that he has checked all said historical facts on the matter and challenges you to google it!!!
I swear - definition
When a person is trying not to mention gods name but want to express his opinion clearly
Person 1: I Swear To fuck, this kid is so annoying
Person 2: I know right
I swear - slang
A Pokémon equivalent to "I swear to God". See more on "Oh my Arceus".
"I swear to Arceus, I'll be there in 10 minutes."
"If you lose my Pokémon cards again, I swear to Arceus, I will fuck you up."
I swear
A word used which means your getting on somebody nerves I would stop it if I was you.
John - *poke* *poke* *poke*
Mary - I swear to god if you don't stop
John- *poke* *poke* *poke*
Mary - *Shoots John* I TOLD YOU TO STOP
I swear
A saying that many people use when they are about to beat the living shit out of a annoying friend or some 8-year old cringy kid.
Me: I swear to fuck I am going to beat the shit out of you kid
Kid: I bet you won’t!
Me: *start beating shit out of kid*
I swear
An expression used whenever anything happens that is not desired or convienient.
I swear, I'm never staining wood again as long as I live, my hands get SO sticky