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What is plankton?
A person who bums everything and anything off of people. Also can be said instead of word bum.
hey can i plankton you ?
Dan Hegarty then gave me a stog.
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Plankton - what is it?
Someone who drifts from social group to social group apathetically with no sense of loyalty or identity. Like a social butterfly, but a little more depressing.
Greg went to a house party for 2 hours with the jocks he's sort of friends with and then showed up unannounced at Charlie's house where he played dungeons and dragons with the glee club. Like what even are you doing mate. Planktonic fool
What does "plankton" mean?
Word used to describe utterly detestable and braindead peasant underclass. These are the slutty, often chav bitches at parties who you wish to kill slowly. However, despite appearances, there is a reason for their existence. Their sluttish antics (such as false lesbianism) distract the male equivalent of plankon, thus reducing 'competition' for the more discerning male.
Plankton are simultaneously a disease and a cure.
"This place is full of plankton"
"Yeah, lets go"
Plankton - what does it mean?
The smallest penis you've ever seen. You literally will need a microscope to see it.
Woman 1: That loser over there has The Plankton.
Plankton - meaning
similar to fishing but even worse. planktoning is the act of trying to hook up with someone in middle school when you are an upperclassman in high school.
claire told me about how one of her friends wants to go planktoning on her little sister
Plankton - definition
A name given to people who claim to not like attention. He/She secretly loves the attention but tries to show that he/she is annoyed. Her friends try to bug her by praising her in the name of plankton, the green dude from spongebob.
Guys, we should go praise Ami. ALL HAIL PLANKTON
Plankton - slang
Mr. Krabs' business rival on Spongebob Squarepants. He owns a shitbox restaurant called the Chum Bucket, where he makes secret evil plans to steal the Krabby Patty formula and therefore attract business. He always fails.
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"You'll never catch me, Mr. Krabs. I went to college!"
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Person of little or no brains, an imbecile.
What a complete Plankton
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a small creature that bugs the hell outta you when you don't need his/her bullshit at the moment
SpongebobSquarepants
You bitch, you-you plankton-you just stole my formula of how to make fried chicken