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What is Plankton?

The smallest penis you've ever seen. You literally will need a microscope to see it.

Woman 1: That loser over there has The Plankton.

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Plankton - meme gif

Plankton meme gif

Plankton - video


Plankton - what is it?

similar to fishing but even worse. planktoning is the act of trying to hook up with someone in middle school when you are an upperclassman in high school.

claire told me about how one of her friends wants to go planktoning on her little sister

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What does "Plankton" mean?

a small creature that bugs the hell outta you when you don't need his/her bullshit at the moment

SpongebobSquarepants
You bitch, you-you plankton-you just stole my formula of how to make fried chicken

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Plankton - what does it mean?

Money, green, dollars, that guap, wealth etc. etc. etc.

that shit you get to get that shit you gotta get

Yo son whats your deal...

you gotta get that plankton like them husky ass whale sharks... just open dat shit up and gobble gobble gobble GET THAT PLANKTON BITCH!

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Plankton - meaning

someone who while claiming to play does not actually participate in extreme frizbee or other games but instead just stands there and only catches it if it goes for them

"dude hugh was such a plankton yesterday during frizbee"

"conor quit being a planton and go for it!"

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Plankton - definition

A person who bums everything and anything off of people. Also can be said instead of word bum.

hey can i plankton you ?

Dan Hegarty then gave me a stog.

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Plankton - slang

Word used to describe utterly detestable and braindead peasant underclass. These are the slutty, often chav bitches at parties who you wish to kill slowly. However, despite appearances, there is a reason for their existence. Their sluttish antics (such as false lesbianism) distract the male equivalent of plankon, thus reducing 'competition' for the more discerning male.

Plankton are simultaneously a disease and a cure.

"This place is full of plankton"

"Yeah, lets go"

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Plankton

A name given to people who claim to not like attention. He/She secretly loves the attention but tries to show that he/she is annoyed. Her friends try to bug her by praising her in the name of plankton, the green dude from spongebob.

Guys, we should go praise Ami. ALL HAIL PLANKTON

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Plankton

Mr. Krabs' business rival on Spongebob Squarepants. He owns a shitbox restaurant called the Chum Bucket, where he makes secret evil plans to steal the Krabby Patty formula and therefore attract business. He always fails.

Plankton

"You'll never catch me, Mr. Krabs. I went to college!"

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Plankton

1% Evil
99% Hot gas

Plankton

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