Definder - what does the word mean?

What is 99?

A life prison sentence.

I caught my wife with another man, and it cost me 99.

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99 - what is it?

The jersey number of Wayne Gretzky, the greatest hockey player and quite possibly the greatest athlete in history. No one will ever wear 99 again in the National Hockey League.

No one will ever break 99's records. Ever!

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What does "99" mean?

99

A NY coined term that originated in the 60's. Popular among Italians and the mainstream during the 60's,70's and 80's. A person that gets 99% of what you have to offer with the exception of love and genuine affection. Used to describe a loveless,superficial,sexual relationship where both people benefit in some way but where love and emotions are not allowed. 99 exchanges mock relationships in appearance but are a verbal agreement between 2 people to meet each others needs without emotions or stress. Usually short term and based on physical attraction,sexual compatibility and the ability to meet the other's needs. More than a sex buddy but far less than a long term relationship.

"I was gonna 99 that chick, but she'd be in it for the cheese and my pockets aren't built like that right now."
"Word,I copped a FLY lil 99,son! And all she want is the D. It's perfect!"
"I need a female to kick it with this summer but I don't need the stress,I'ma get out here and 99 a bad one watch!"

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99 - what does it mean?

How many problems I have but a bitch aint one.

I got 99 problems but a bitch aint one.

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99 - meaning

Putting your age as 99 on Myspace so that people can't troll you by your real age and spam you or send you stupid messages like "whazzup?"

I had my real age on Myspace but I got too many douchebags trying to hit me up, so I 99'd myself.

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99 - definition

Used in reference to homosexual sex. A play on the usually heterosexual 69 position, where the numerals represent the position of the sexual partners.

In England '99' chiefly is associated with a popular type of ice-cream sold by ice-cream vans that are usually seen in seaside resorts.

"I went up to the ice-cream man and asked him for a 99. He gave me a large creamy one."

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99 - slang

99 = Nighty-night! Usually used when it's late into the night btw =3

you: OMG, it's 3AM already and we're still online...
me: ya, we should probably off to bed...=.=
you: k, 99
me: 99 =3

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99

When you're really close to something/someone but you don't make it.

I tried asking this girl out but I 99'd because she changed her mind.

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99

A reference to cuddling or spooning. Each 9 represents a person, and the rest can be seen.

It's basically 69, but wholesome

K: I wanna 99

M: What?

K: I'm little spoon ^_^

M: wha... ohhh, okay :)

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99

Cuddling

Boy: Since 69 is a sex position, does it mean 99 is cuddling?

Girl: ...
Boy: do you wanna 99?
Girl : Seriously? Yeah sure, why not?

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