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What is perching?
to hang out in a creepy fashion (ie: in the corner); to observe from afar; a form of voyeurism.
Man that dude is such a creep, why is he perching in the corner?
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Perching - what is it?
When you’re mad chilling in a comfy spot or being completely content at where you are.
Usually used in reference to being in a usual spot or watching something like a bird.
“Come out with us tonight!”
“Nah thats ok man I’m perched.”
What does "perching" mean?
The act of getting a fish (specifically a perch) getting shoved up your asshole.
Did you hear the story of that game warden getting perched by those fisherman?
Perching - what does it mean?
Having next level fun/excitement or can reference the perfect level of being drunk.
I was perched at that concert last night!
Auston Matthews was perched during his first NHL game
Perching - meaning
A protruding chin on a female where you can rest your testicles while she is performing fellatio
Bill: Caitlin gave me a gobby last night
Terrence: Did you use the perch?
Perching - definition
A gay man standing, sitting, or posing in a cunty or feminine manner
"Gurl, who is that queen over there perched by the bar"
"Child, that's Miss James, she's a legendary kiki"
Perching - slang
To have one's chin rest on top of anothers index and middle finger only. The percher must perch the perchee by surprise. Most people are unperchable because they do not like to be touched near the neck and it is quite impressive if someone is perchable. It is against the rules of perching to perch yourself.
****CAUTION!!!!!*****
TO GIVE A STRANGER THE PERCH CAN LEAD TO SEVERE PHYSICAL DANGER TO THE PERCHER.
Bar incident: Billy bumps into Johnny accidentally. Johnny, very mad, turns around and gives Billy The Perch. Billy knocks Johnny out. The end.
Lunchroom incident: Sally and Bobby are eager to take their midday lunch break. They sit at their lunch table to enjoy a little sushi. Sally, thinking it woPeruld be funny, gave Bobby The Perch. Bobby immidiately began choking on his california roll. R.I.P Bobby.
Perching
The act of placing your bare junk (usually male) onto the person sitting directly in front of you during class in the fashion a bird would perch onto a tree branch.
Guy 1: Yo dude, today I just lost it and started perching up on this d-bag who had been annoying me all semester.
Guy 2: Gross man.
Perching
similar to planking but crouching down as an owl would. sitting in a crouch like a catcher in baseball would and placing hands down in between legs.
The top of the drive thru sign at in-n-out was a great place for a perching pic.
I was perching on the ledge of the building before the cops came and arrested me for "disturbing the peace"... tools.
Perching
Sitting, while drunk or high, and eating constantly without doing anything else. It is possible to do so sober, but it is exceedingly rare to be sober and perching, for one must abandon dignity to truly perch.
Dude! Stop perching! You're going to eat that entire f***ing pack of oreos!