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What is crouching?
derogatory term used to insult someones excess height or likeness to the footballer peter crouch.
'yo pils is such a crouch'
'Jay stop crouching around you lanky fuck'
crouching - meme gif
crouching - video
Crouching - what is it?
1. The ebonics name for groinal area that rhymes with the word "couch".
2. Ghetto name of the groin/seat area of pants.
In the Ying Yang Twin's song "by myself" -
"But when I'm sitting on the couch, she keep me saying ouch, cuz she grabbin on my crouch"
What does "crouching" mean?
To crush couch. AKA the act of sitting/laying/napping/molesting/being on a couch for an extended period of time. See also: Dave Rector
EX1: Person 1: "What are you doin Dave?"
Dave: "Nothin, just crouchin at the house, youtubin hightops nintendo."
EX2: Dave: "I can't wait to get off work so I can get home and crouch."
Crouching - what does it mean?
The region between anus and testicles
My Crouch itches.
Ima scratch my crouch
She kicked me in the crouch
Crouching - meaning
What you call your crotch when sitting on a couch. Sofas and love-seats also fall into the category of a couch.
Be careful where you toss that remote, you almost hit me in my crouch.
Crouching - definition
To do "The Crouch" is to do a version of the robot dance. It got it's name following it's use by the professional footballer (soccer player for all you yanks) Peter Crouch who has taken it as his trademark goal celebration. What makes it different to the robot and has given it cult appeal is the size of Peter Crouch. The player is 6,6" tall and very slim so when he does the dance it makes for extra commical effect.
"When Crouch scored last night did you notice everyone in the pub doing The Crouch too?"
Crouching - slang
A couch bought from IKEA that is no more than 1 foot off the ground.
Damn this crouch, I can't see the tv now because my knees are in the way.
I have to bend down to sit on the crouch.
Is that a dogbed or your crouch?
Crouching
What an inmate in prison should do when and if they drop the soap in the shower.
If you bend over, you're practically asking for it. So be smart.
CROUCH
John crouched down to pick up soap he dropped one time, and none of the inmates could get their sorry VD infested penises in John's anus.
Crouching
Refers to a group of douches. It is a portmanteau of the words crew and douche. A douche crew.
Renzi and Perelman shouted in unison, "Look at that flock of arrogant pricks."
Maeshal responded, "Yeah, what a crouche."
Crouching
A gaming slang term for masturbation.
Gamer1: Hey did you see pappy? He was crouching soooooo hard!
Gamer1: Hey why is true afk?
Gamer2: He's probably crouching.