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What is d-bag?
D-bag is slang for either the words "dick bag" or "douche bag".
A common example of this word would be "You know Messina? He's a real d-bag".
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D-bag - what is it?
Short for "douche bag". Used in place of many nouns including: idiot, moron, dick, jerk, etc.
Juan thinks he is smarter than me. What a d-bag.
What does "d-bag" mean?
Shortened term for "douchebag". Any person who acts in a stupid, ridiculous, foolish, or unsatisfactory manner. A true nuisance in society.
Did you just see that guy use a lame pick-up line on that girl?
Yeah, what a d-bag.
D-bag - what does it mean?
The term Dwane-bag(shortened to D-bag, but this is commonly recognized as douche bag) came from an offhand threat made one night while waiting for concert tickets. With its origins coming from the act of tea bagging. The process of Dwane-bagging involves waiting for a sleeping person to open their mouth, the Dwane-bagger the puts his/its(in case the act is performed by a gender confused individual) balls in the person’s mouth, essentially having them lick the balls, and then proceeds to defecate on the Dwane-baggee’s face/eyes. While the act of Dwane-bagging could be done by a female but as there are: 1. No Balls and 2. This is probably already a form of Japanese scat play. The effect of the shaming is lost. Also see the reverse Dwane-bag, a process involving a normal tea bagging and the act of defecating in the mouth.
If Matt Stone and Trey Parker ever see what a D-bag really I'm sure they'll have Cartman do it to Butters.
D-bag - meaning
a bag containing $10 worth of weed
Blood i smoked a d-bag so i could go to sleep yestarday
D-bag - definition
A d-bag is a person who eats the last cookie in a bag of pepperidge farm cookies and rather than throwing the bag away, leaves the bag on the counter for miles to discover resulting in not only Miles' indescribable disappointment, but a temporary lack of concern for proper punctuation, a shinfo status update and the world's tenth longest run on sentence. Go eat a bag of juice you juice bag
Someone ate my cooke
What a d-bag
D-bag - slang
A slang term used to represent the word douchebag. This term can also be used as a pronoun for example instead of saying Hunter one could say d-bag!
When a person is constantly acting like a total asshole that person is being a "d-bag". Take Hunter for example that kid is one total d-bag!
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When referring to internet usage a d-bag could describe:
1. Anyone who uses a blog
2. Someone who posts comments on YouTube
3. People who constantly change their status update on facebook
4. Anyone who even knows what the fuck twitter is and why its relevant
In summary, anyone who uses the internet assuming that their life, thoughts and opinion are of any value to other people...
A: "Hey, I just went to Europe and wrote a blog about it, you should check it out..."
B: "Did the people in Europe realize what a d-bag you were or did they encourage you to become one?"
A: "This video is so funny, I seriously LMFAO =)"
B: " I can see the video just fine without reading your fucking comment...If your not a 12 year old prepubescent girl you probably shouldn't use gay tag lines...d-bag"
A: Hey, did you guys hear about this new thing called twitter?
B: Yeh, I can't believe they made something gayer than facebook...
A: What?! But celebrities write what their thinking and thats really important for my well-being...
B: You're such a d-bag
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Girl 1: Did you see Kristen Stewart in the paper today?
Girl 2: Yeah I did. What a d-bag.
Guy 1: That Twilight movie is so full of d-bags.
Guy 2: Yeah I know, right? Kristen Stewart is the main actor.
D-bag
abbreviation for "douchebag" used when someone is such a douchebag they simple aren't worth the time it takes you to say "ouche".
"You're brother stole my last blunt and passed it while I was takin a shit. Then he fucked my girl."
"What a fuckin d-bag!"