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What is kristen stewart?
A talentless American actress that has stared in numerous low key movies, excluding Twilight, which she utterly destroyed.
"Did you see Twilight yesterday?"
"Yeah...it sucked. Kristen Stewart...uhg, they just need a recast, for Christ's sake!"
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Kristen stewart - what is it?
The most boring and over-rated actress on the face of the planet. Pretty much talks in complete monotone except for when she's screaming, in which case she sounds like a dying cat. Some people say she's really pretty, while others say she's really pale and has buck teeth. Also a pot-head. She plays the character of Bella "Sue" Swan of Twilight perfectly, mostly because Bella Swan is a character that lacks a personality as well.
Mindless fan girl: Did you see Kristen Stewart in Twilight? Isn't she just so pretty and talented?
Me: What the hell are you talking about? She's a horrible actress, and a pot-head.
Mindless fan girl: OMG! UR JUST JEALOUS BECAUSE SHE GETS TO KISS EDWARD!!!111!
Me: Why the hell would I be jealous of her? Edward's a jerk, and he's ugly. I'd rather bathe in a pool of shit than kiss him.
What does "kristen stewart" mean?
1) Plays Bella Swan in the Twilight movies
2) to stutter, gag, not make direct eye contact when speaking to someone, and otherwise lack public speaking skills
When he asked me if I would go out with him, I pulled a Kristen Stewart and all I could say was "w-w-w-umm-well-uh-wwell-uh-umm yeah!!"
Kristen stewart - what does it mean?
Sadly, a rising star in these dark times for choosing terrible new actors. In all of her movies she either acts as a spoiled brat that you want to punch in the face, or some weird emo chick that you still want to punch in the face. She can easily ruin a movie when having a lead role.
Thank god Kristen Stewart had a very minor role in Into the Wild, I was ready to turn the movie off in response to her poser emo act.
Kristen stewart - meaning
A ridiculously overrated young actress, who seems to get away with playing all of her characters the exact same way: dull, boring and lifeless.
Also a frequent pot smoker.
"Hey, did you see Twilight?"
"Yea, it was okay. But Kristen Stewart didn't really play Bella. She just played herself......again."
"Yea, I noticed that too. She acted the exact same way that she did in all of her other movies.........."
Kristen stewart - definition
The most realist person in Hollywood. Everyone has already decided that they hate her because shes in Twilight. Named Forbes Top Paid Actress which caused more people to hate her. If you actually watch her interviews you would see that shes very down to earth and speaks very passionately of the movies shes promoting. She can be a very awkward which makes her more like a regular person unlike other celebrities who act perfect. Shes the girl that everyone loves to hate.
Person 1: "Omg Kristen Stewart is Forbes Highest Paid Actress yet she dresses like a hobo"
Person 2: "Or like a normal person, at least shes not a Kardashian and flaunting her money"
Kristen stewart - slang
i am gay for kristen stewart.
girl 1: kristen stewart is hot
girl 2: ikr
Kristen stewart
a smart and talented actress who loves literature, working on indie films and creating her own fashion statements.
extremely unpretentious
she lives a fairly private life
"yo what did you think of that movie twilight?"
"ugh kristen stewart blew"
"nah dude she's totally boss...owned bella swan"
Kristen stewart
a really pretty American actress who has been in a lot of movies, such as Speak, The Messengers, In the Land of Women, Panic Room, Catch that Kid(wasn't that good to me), and plays Bella Swan in Twilight.
"Hey, who's that chick that plays Bella Swan in Twilight?"
"Thats Kristen Stewart! Jeez you really need to know your stuff!"
"I know. OHHHH YAAAAAAAA shes in Twilight!"
"Thats what I just said dammit!!!!!!!!"
Kristen stewart
Possibly the worst actress ever. She is most known for playing Bella Swan in the Twilight movies(which she completely ruined with her pathetic acting). She has also been in: Catch that Kid, The Messengers, and Panic Room. She is boring and emotionless. She puts no effort into her character and performance and doesn't deserve her job. She's just taking up room in the acting industry when there could be actual talented people in her spot.
person 1: Did you see twilight?
person2: yeah but Kristen Stewart wrecked it with her boring and pathetic performance
person1:Tell me about it. I don't understand why anyone hires her. She sucks!