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What is Twilight?A cliche, overrated, horrid series based on a wet dream of a woman named Stephanie Meyers. A 107 year old virgin vampire (he sparkles!) named Edward falls in love with a clumsy, unattractive girl named Bella, whom many believe to be autistic. He thinks she smells good and watches her sleep. Werewolves and mean vampires try to eat her because she smells just so delicious. But Edward won't eat her because he is a vegetarian! So instead he just randomly grabs her hand out of nowhere and takes a nice big whiff of it. Bella keeps almost dying as various vampires rape, track down, and videotape her. After three nauseatingly awful books, the last one finally comes out where Bella turns into a vampire, Edward gives her a C-section with his teeth, and they have a demon child the vampire mafia wants to destroy. They name in something equally retarded as 'Jasper' or 'Carlisle', some members of Edward's family. "Twilight is gay." Twilight - meme gifTwilight - videoTwilight - what is it?A Young Adult Fiction book/series with vampire thrown in for the hell of it. Is commonly (and wrongly) mistaken for a fantasy book when it is clearly not. Many teenage and (sadly) child girls have become sucked into the fad that it Twilight and they have no idea what a real vampire is because the vampires in Twilight sparkle in the sun instead of burning and they do not have fangs. Fangirl: OMG!!!!! I LOOOOOOOOOVE TWILIGHT!!!! IT'S SO REALISTIC!!!!!!!! I WANT AN EDWARD!!!!! What does "Twilight" mean?A series about vampires that is guarenteed to make you 25% dumber each time you read it. Twilight raped my brain. Twilight - what does it mean?Simply put: the worst book ever to be published. Twilight fangirl: Twilight fricken ROCKS, right? Edward's soooo hot!!! Twilight - meaningOh that book twilight is shit. Twilight - definitionA badly written book by Stephenie Meyer about a sparkling "vampire" *coughfairycough* named Gary-SueCullen who falls in love with a human, Mary-Sue Swan. Twitard: Like, OMG! Twilight is so deep and well thought out and the plot is UHMAZING!! It's an UUUUHHHHHMAAAAZZZZIIINNNGGG BUUUUUUKKK!!!!!!! Twilight - slang1.The time before sunrise and after the sun sets. 1. It must be about twilight hour. TwilightA book that has garnered the affection of tweenies everywhere; it tells of the neurotic, paranoid relationship between two people. They are both jealous of their rivals and continually try to kill themselves to get out of their boring lives. Neither has much of a personality to speak of though they find one another fascinating, possibly because they have never before met anyone as boring and one dimensional as themselves. an extract from Twilight: TwilightTwilight is the time between dawn and sunrise, and the time between sunset and dusk. Twilight is one of the most beautiful times of the day for some people. TwilightA four-part book series about a girl's choice between beastiality and neophilia Twilight.... |
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