Definder - what does the word mean?

What is california roll?

A term used to define someone who claims to enjoy Asiatic cultures , but wants or demands fundamental changes to any vaguely Asian or Asian inspired media bought to the West in order to suit their personal, usually poor tastes. Often, these will fly in the face of either the original content or authorial intent, and is almost always for the worse.

A common example of a California Roll is the average video game localizer.

The verbal form, California Rolling, is to deface Asian inspired media by deliberately applying clashing ideas and cultural concepts to the setting in a non-synergistic, often embarrassing manner.

Noun example
Person A: "Why does Fire Emblem Fates read so much worse in English?"
Person B: "It was translated by California Rolls, what do you expect?"

Verb Example
4Kids(2002-2008) was a animation dubbing company which would bring over anime from Japan and would California Roll it, sometimes making manic changes like claiming rice balls were jelly donuts.

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california roll - video


California roll - what is it?

The act of pulling up to a stop sign and instead of stopping completely, you quickly look for other oncoming traffic and drive right through the designated stop.

cop Do you know why I pulled you over?
Driver For the California Roll i just did?

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What does "california roll" mean?

A Californian's response to the "Stop" sign.

The California Roller slows down slightly while rolling through an intersection as an acknowledgement that the local Department of Public Safety has gone to the expense and trouble of placing a traffic control sign or blinking red light there.

"No California Rolls at the stop sign - you must come to a complete stop." (as donated to the UD by my wife, the driving coach)

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California roll - what does it mean?

v. To fail to make a complete stop at a red light or stop sign, especially when turning. Also known as a California stop.

"She got ticketed for a California roll."

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California roll - meaning

A form of humping where a Californian male rolls his pelvic area instead of thrusting.

Angie: "Dude Gabe totally did the California roll lastnight in bed."
Martha: "Awesome!"

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California roll - definition

God , California SUCKS!

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California roll - slang

2. The act of making your tongue move in a waveform motion while performing fellatio.

Tonya's special skill as a hooker was her California Roll for blow jobs.

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California roll

Strictly white people's type of sushi. This, by NO means, is a real type of sushi which features rice INSIDE the seaweed.

real sushi is rolled inside the seaweed, unlike he california roll.

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California roll

The true name of the popular term california stop.

Jeff california-rolled through the stop sign/traffic light when turning right.

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California roll

n.
1)sushi ordered in Japanese restaurants by white people or virgin sushi eaters
2)contains imitation crab meat, avacado, mayo, cucumber, seasame seeds, dried seaweed, wrapped inside white rice (no raw fish)

whitey #1: "eeewww yuck raw fish, i don't eat bait that's like totally gross. can i order a hot dog or burger."

yuppie: "order some california rolls, it's like as cool as yoga and the other asian crap i think i know about to appear to be cultured and sophisticated when all i'm doing is following some stupid trend started by celebrities."

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