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What is Californian?

An ignorant, beady-eyed valley boy who speaks Pauly Shore.

Shutup you stupid Californian.

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Californian - what is it?

One who loves experimenting with the same sex and performs a genre of music known as Emocore.

"You faggot-ass Californian!"

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What does "Californian" mean?

Used in slang parlance as a style of food preparation. A food item prepared 'californian' means baked. Typically, baked with cheese.

Can I get my ravioli californian?

Dude, I had the best californian burrito last night -- 4 types of cheese including asiago!

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Californian - what does it mean?

A shaved landing strip of a females pubic region

That girl's gone Californian

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Californian - meaning

a pubic depilatory treatment that removes all the hair from the pubic area rather than leaving a landing strip brazilian

nice Californian you got there Tracey!

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Californian - definition

Literally just a retard

Look at that Californian over there wearing his mask alone outside

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Californian - slang

A person that lives in California. Californians are typically pretentious and the stereotypes run deeper than most realize.

They boast about being cultured for where they live but culture comes from outside of the U.S.. If you've traveled the world, I would love to hear what you've learned about other cultures.

Do not expect a Californian to hold the door for you (or even give it that little push); they will let it slam every time. If someone holds a door, ask them where they're from.

Californians are also very strict with rules and regulations. They take the little things far too seriously.

Similarly, Californians are not into dry humor. Perhaps that is because many of them have learned English as a second language.

Me: Hey man, so I asked this guy, "What time is it?" and he said he didn't know. It's a tough question.
Californian: Actually, it's pretty easy. Maybe he didn't have a watch...
Me: Uh, yeah... Thanks for clearing that up for me.

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Californian

Peolpe who live in California.

People in land-locked states usually talk shit about us because they're jealous. Who wouldn't?!

"We got more bounce in California
Than all y'all combined"

Girl: Where are you from?
Guy: California
Girl: Oh, so you're a Californian...
Guy: Yeah, pretty much.
Girl: I love you.

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Californian

A selfish, rude, crude and obnoxious five-star asshole.

The scumbag driving the Ford F-350 passed me doing 90, cut me off and then flipped me the bird. Definitely a Californian.

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Californian

Someone from California. Typically they use vocabulary such as "dude", "bro", and "like". Stereotypes include surfing to school, freaking out when it rains, and going to the beach everyday, which generally make Northern Californians mad, because this doesn't really apply to them. Apparently, we also drive like maniacs, probably due to traffic being a common problem around Los Angeles and San Francisco. In Southern California, the girls are stereotyped to be blonde, tan, and fit, while usually we're all either the opposite, or Mexican. We're also known to be the life of any party, according to countless other states. While most believe Californians are completely ignorant to all the other states and arrogant, that usually isn't true - in fact, a lot of California-born people try to leave as soon as they can because of the 100 degree weather, frequent earthquakes, and traffic.

Kyle: Bro, I like, totally dig your car! Usually I surf to school, so I don't, like, have one.
Harry: Must be a Californian.

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