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What is penis enlarger?
a lift kit, usually used on rusty 4x4 ford trucks bearing excessive bondo and nascar stickers with a bed full of empty budweiser, mgd, or pabst blue ribbon cans. driven by rednecks often wearing hubcap size belt buckles and wranglers with a can of chewing tobacco(preferably copenhagen) in the back pocket.
bubba:hey biff, check out his redneck penis enlargement. it's 'bout gottabee 8 inches.
biff:if a had one like that i could clear them 38 inch mudders i got under my double wide.
penis enlarger - video
Penis enlarger - what is it?
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What does "penis enlarger" mean?
Literally the fake ads you see on porn that actually make your penis small
Bob:ayo billy I've been takin those penis enlargement pills from pornhub and I bet the girls are lovin it
Billy:ohhhhh that's why she said it was small
Penis enlarger - what does it mean?
Makes your penis huge
My penis just got enlarged. penis enlarger
Penis enlarger - meaning
a tube that is put over your penis then you cover the air hole then squeeze the pump which makes your penis bigger
I need to make my penis bigger to have sex with you so i will use a penis enlarger
Penis enlarger - definition
Supplies needed:
1. pyridoxine (often found in Peanut butter)
2. lemon juice
3. Q-tips (optional)
4. Vaccuum hose
5. 8 oz of salt water
6. Shaving Cream (Gel)
Directions:
First, mix pyridoxine (peanut butter), lemon juice, and 8oz of salt water in a bowl. Second, shave genitals completely, then stroke shaft with shaving cream until it is fully covered and moist. third, dip your penis in the bowl and soak for 5 minutes. Once fully marinated, turn vaccuum on, and slowly insert penis into the vaccuum hose. (If needed, lubricate hose with q-tips, and more shaving cream.) Allow penis to sit in hose for desired length. (longer the time, longer the penis.) Once suction is completed, if erection has not occured, slowly massage penis until fully erected. Repeat three days a week for 2 weeks. (allow healing time between days)
Warnings:
1.If ejactulation occurs during suction process, call 911 immediately, and contact poison control.
2. Do not use if your family has a history of erectile disfuction.
3. If drowsiness occurs, quickly turn of vaccuum and stick hose up anus and continue suction process.
"Wow that penis enlarger really worked!"
"hey what you wanna do today?"
"lets go get a penis enlarger!"
"Hey can i buy this peanut butter?"
"yeah, you going to try that penis enlarger program?"
"Dude youre penis is HUGE!!"
"yeah i used this penis enlarger program, it's a miracle!"
"Hey penis enlarger.."
Penis enlarger - slang
A beautiful naked women with a perfect body, a perfect looking vagina, perfect face, perfect ass, and perfect tits.
Look at that chick over there, now thats a penis enlarger. I'd totally tap that and I bet she feels the same way bout me.
Penis enlarger
Something Ryan John Peters uses, or should uses to enlarge his penis.
Ryan John Peters: "Alisha, have u seen my penis enlarger. i seemed to hav miss-placed it?"
Alisha Rose Williams:"Yes Ryan John . . I think its over there by ur Brady Bunch collection."
Penis enlarger
a device used to make a small penis a lot bigger.
"Damn your penis is tiny why don't you try out this penis enlarger!"
Penis enlarger
another word for confidence booster
I need a penis enlarger bad