Definder - what does the word mean?

What is My penis?

an object which should be in your mouth at all times

where is my penis? oh, there it is. in your mouth.

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My penis - video


My penis - what is it?

was in your mother last night.

Person One: "My mom is now having to deal with my teenage brother's rebellious stage."
Person Two: "That problem is thrust at her every day after school. "
Person One: "Yeah, no kidding."
Person Two: "Not unlike my penis."

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What does "My penis" mean?

A response for "What's up" when you have a boner

Girl: What's up?
Guy: My penis.
Girl: *Looks down* Pervert!
Guy: Well it's better than not much.

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My penis - what does it mean?

landen was rubbing his dicc today so i thought id make this

Me: What do you want the word to be on urban dictionary
Landen: My Penis!

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My penis - meaning

It’s too long to type

I would tell u a joke about my penis but it’s too long

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My penis - definition

Something so short it doesn’t even exist

Man my penis is sho short It’s not even funny

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My penis - slang

Bigger than yours

Seriously my penis is hig, IT'S OVER AN INCH

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My penis

Is big

My penis is big

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My penis

It’s too long to type.

I would tell u Joke about my penis but it’s too long

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My penis

This is what broke up your marriage with your wife and if you do not yet have a wife watch out for it because it will break up you and your future wife. Also, it is the real father of your children, sorry to tell you like this champ.

GEORGE: HOLY SHIT MY WIFE CHEATED ON ME!!!!

ANOTHER BASIC NAME: OML WITH WHO??!!??!!!

ME: I'm so sorry but my penis can not leave any wife in a happy relationship with their husband untouched.

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