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What is paste?

When toothpaste is applied to the nipples, often resulting in highs lasting an hour or so.

Student 1: "Hey did you do the homework last night?"
Student 2: "No man I tried pasting."
Student 1: "I heard about that! how was it???"
Student 2: "Amazing man...Amazing"

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Paste - what is it?

A tasty treat made during anal sex. Consists of fecal matter and semen. After orgasm, get the reciever to hunch over and let the tasty surprise pour from their anus into a glass for easy drinking.

If you think seeing somebody on the street with a milk moustache is funny, imagine seeing somebody with a paste moustache! (I was so embarassed...)

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What does "paste" mean?

1. The cum or 'jism' of a portly man who has at some point been to Africa.

2. Name given to a boy who goes out in the sun in the middle of summer without any sun-block on, forgetting that he is a pastey white goth who will burn to a crisp in a matter of seconds.

1.
Man1 - Where's paste?
Man2 - Next to that portly guy who's been to Africa

2.
Man1 - Where's paste?
Man2 - In his tent smothering himself in after-sun, looking at a gothic porn mag

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Paste - what does it mean?

Paste, (v). to shoot viscous white fluid onto someone, i.e. come or semen. Used as a common San Jose CA slang in the 80s. Most popular on the south side on Union and Cambriana near two rival high schools, Pine Hill (where the special needs kids went) and Valley Christian (where the rich yuppies' kids went).

(v). to beat up, or pretend to be beaten up, by or from a fellow student at the bus stop near the rival schools, or any school really.

(v). To pretend to have super powers that allow you to shoot the paste from your fingers, not your penis, followed by slushing noises. Usually if you do this you will be considered a moron or deranged.

Horse: Wow, that Jake really pasted Sally all over her face, or so I heard.

Mint: Yeah? I thought it was that other chick and she swallowed that lode.

Horse: Oh yeah, but later on we gonna paste Jory's ass at the bus stop.

Mint: The other kinds paste?
Horse:Yeah, shoot, I'm not queer. I mean I is going to smack that grin off him.

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Paste - meaning

Paste, (v). to shoot viscous white fluid onto someone, i.e. come or semen. Used as a common San Jose CA slang in the 80s. Most popular on the south side on Union and Cambriana near two rival high schools, Pine Hill (where the special needs kids went) and Valley Christian (where the rich yuppies' kids went).

(v). to beat up, or pretend to be beaten up, by or from a fellow student at the bus stop near the rival schools, or any school really.

(v). To pretend to have super powers that allow you to shoot the paste from your fingers, not your penis, followed by slushing noises. Usually if you do this you will be considered a moron or deranged.

Horse: Wow, that Jake really pasted Sally all over her face, or so I heard.

Mint: Yeah? I thought it was that other chick and she swallowed that lode.

Horse: Oh yeah, but later on we gonna paste Jory's ass at the bus stop.

Mint: The other kinds paste?
Horse:Yeah, shoot, I'm not queer. I mean I is going to smack that grin off him.

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Paste - definition

Semen.

How much paste does a horse make?

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Paste - slang

glue, elmer's glue, elmer's. a slang term for weed because of it's stickiness.

"Yo, this paste is way better than the shit from kindergarden"

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Paste

1. to hit, to strike

2. to defeat decisively

3. semen

Some punk tried to paste me from behind but I spun around and caught his hand before he could act.

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Paste

What people brush their teeth with.

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Paste

When you have an extremely hot chick grow out her bush for approximately an entire year and as soon as the year is up, she shaves it and you paste the pubes onto your face and leave them there for a couple months.

omg i wish i could paste Kate, she's gorgeous!!!

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