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What is San Jose?
The capital of Silicon Valley. The nation's 10th largest city and 3rd largest in California. The city and its suburbs are home to more high-tech and web-based corporations than anywhere else in the United States including HP, Yahoo!, Google, Intel, Macintosh and Cisco. The city has a very high cost of living and is among America's most expensive to live. Although one of America's largest cities, it has a low crime rate and no skyscrapers but has a diverse population, traffic congestion and air pollution.
San Jose is nice if you make mega bucks working in its high-tech corporations but dam if you don't. San Jose would suck for me. I don't have a lot of money and can't stand diversity.
San Jose - video
San Jose - what is it?
Home of the San Jose Earthquakes football team of MLS. It's safe to say that the vast majority of people on this planet know San Jose for the Earthquakes. Founded in 1974 in the old NASL, where San Jose lead the League in attendance (till Pele and Beckenbauer went to NY Cosmos). The MLS Earthquakes hosted MLS' inaugural game in 1996 beating DC United 1-0, as the San Jose Clash, a name that Nike USA insisted the San Jose team carry, thus alienating the thousands of original fans who didn't bother going to see the new team. In 2000, new owners reverted to the original name, but astonishingly chose new colors and a new logo. Two MLS Cups followed. Greats to play for The Quakes include Jimmy Johnstone, George Best, Paul Child, Johnny Moore, Landon Donovan, and Darren Huckerby to name a few. San Jose Earthquakes is the oldest name in Division 1 "soccer" in the United States.
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Me: You going to see the Quakes Saturday?
Friend: Not till they wear their OG San Jose colors.
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Me: You going to see the Quakes Saturday?
Friend: No, I live in San Jose???
What does "San Jose" mean?
A place that few people know the way to. Possibly in Northern California
Do you know the way to San Jose?
San Jose - what does it mean?
The biggest city in the Bay Area which just happens to also have the biggest inferiority complex.
Cleveland is another.
San Jose - meaning
my home town oh yes!! san jose and/or the bay area is one of the top concert going places in America.
ME-dude, lets go to a Kiss concert
Emily- No! lets go to Van Halen
Me- lets go to both!
Emily- where's my bong?
San Jose - definition
San José is the third-most populous city in the U.S. state of California, and is the county seat of Santa Clara County. It recently became the tenth-most populous city in the United States, and has held the title of The Safest Big City in America for the past several years. Also known as the San Ho.
Capitol of Silicon Valley. Has a very strong agricultual past. Beautiful, but expenisve city. Go Sharks yaya!
*** Bay Area vs L.A Metropolitan ***
Me : I live in San Jose
Orange County : I live in Orange County. It's a concrete jungle. Traffic is horrible.
Me : I'm sorry.
San Jose - slang
The biggest city in Nor Cal. One of the best places to live if your a laid back, fun-looking, weed smoking individual. its a coo, safe and secure city. Nobody over here will judge you, we got all types of people here and you wont be recieving trouble from anybody unless your looking for it. Clost to alot of places like: 40min away from San Fransisco and Oakland, The Santa Cruz Beach 45min south, not to mention the night life San jose has.It is overall a laid back city.
The city is broken down into these parts:
Northside- Nothing much going on there, just junkyards, machinery and a little part of downtown.
SouthSide-Where most of San Jose's black population
stays at. Alot of house parties go down their good place to pick up some Thizz pills, and coke
West Side-Where most of San Joses rich, white and asian population stays at. Nothing but suburbs. Good place to pick up white and Asian females
DownTown/Central- Clubs, Bars, restaurants and sports games. The party side of San Jose. Where the San Jose sharks play and where it hosts alot of concerts. Alot of techno, reggaetton, Hip-hop and Mexican clubs. Also considered West side
East Side-The ghetto and violent side of San Jose. Where San Jose's Latino population stays at, along with Samoan and Filipino population. Alot of house parties their to. Good place to pick up all sorts of bitches and the sticky green.
Tourist- So what should we do in san Jo?
San Jose kat 1- Well first we can to the South and pick up some pills, then go to the clubs and get our crazy selfs on Downtown.
San Jose kat 2- Or we can pick up some fine ass latina bitches on the East, and hit up a house party
San Jose kat 3- Fuck that we'll get shot their...Lets just pick up some weed and some bitches on the East, pick up some pills on the south, go to the clubs thizzed out downtown, and smoke ourselves out on the west.
everybody- FASHO!
San Jose
The 10th largest city in the u.s.a, 3rd in california, has a million ppl, has the #1 hockey team in the NHL (GO SHARKS!), is the center of the silicon valley, easy to drive from there to basically anywhere in the state, is bigger than sanfransisco in area and population so wtf they r more famous for?!?!, has random eratic but usualy nice wheather, and yet no body has heard of it..WTF
person1: i live in san jose
person2:wheres that
1:california, the capital of silicon valley
2:wheres that?
1: under san fransisco
2: ohhhhhh i know where it is now
San Jose
"The Capitol of Silicon Valley". About half the people who live there have their family name registered as a domain.
My name's daniel wall, but some random guy called larry wall stole my domain. Lame!
San Jose
A city in Northern California; The heart of silicon valley, the 10th largest U.S. city, and one of the safest cities in the United States. Home to the San Jose Sharks, San Jose Stealth Lacrosse, and an annual Grand Prix. Awesome weather . . . a drive away from Tahoe, San Francisco, and the Monteray Bay. My hometown, and an great city.
Me: San Jose's pretty sick
Douche: What's San Jose?
Me: Fuck You