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What is Cleveland?
We have rappers like Fat Al and Chip Da Ripper
We're poor as fuck
We got lots of sports teams most of witch suck but Cavs are comin' up and we're all waitin fo r a Indians season
Our lake, Eire, has cought on fire not once but three times
It snows on easter and not christmas
You got more drugs in our suburbs then in Colmubus
Rock started here and since then its been dry here
I'm from Cleveland AND I'M DAMN PROUD
Cleveland Rules even though we're poor we still got LeBron
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Cleveland - what is it?
1. A city in northern ohio
2. The black guy from family guy who is good friends with peter, joe, and quagmire.
1. Guy 1: "Ayo lets go hit up cleveland tonite."
Guy 2: "Alright."
2. Cleveland: "Hey y'all, sock it to me!"
What does "Cleveland" mean?
A beautiful city in summer and a very cold place during winter. Known for its cultural diversity and Italian and Irish background. Consists of very famous towns on the outskirts of Cleveland ; Ex. Lakewood, Strongsville, Parma.
Cleveland is known for the Capital of Rock N' Roll.
I was born and raised in Cleveland and know for a fact that people from Cleveland of very into they're teams of Athletic events such as the Indians, Cavilers, And Browns.
The Mike Trivizano show is one of Americas famous radio talk shows and held in-from Cleveland.
Known for the Lake its held on, The Lake Erie.
The town forgoes very harsh winters consisting of up to feet of snow in mostly all winters.
Best city in Ohio. Unlike its shitty town to the south, Cincinnati<<< SHIT!
Thumbs up for CLEVELAND LOVE!
Cleveland is onee cold place bro!
Cleveland - what does it mean?
Similar to Cleveland, or Ohio. When in public and you want to tell somebody to check out some nice cleavage. Mention any of these words in the definition.
John: Hey Andy, have you been to Cleveland lately?
Andy: Yeah, I went there last week. That city has a lot more hills in it than you would think.
Cleveland - meaning
Person 1: Cleveland
Kodi: Serves me right
Cleveland - definition
A city in Ohio. Also known as Clevelandtown. Under construction since 1868. Cleveland's economy is mostly based on Lebron James. Every citizen in Cleveland still uses payphones and has at least two DUI's. The water in Cleveland is so filthy that its rivers can catch on fire. Its main export is crippling depression. All the flats in Cleveland look like they're from a Scooby Doo ghost town. Don't stop or slow down in East Cleveland or you'll die. FUN FACTS: 1.Cleveland leads the nation in drifters. 2. Most of the food in Cleveland is prepared near the street. 3. Cleveland only has two buildings. 4. At least it's not Detroit.
Gentleman 1: What's that barren wasteland beyond the horizon?
Gentleman 2: That's a place where there used to be industry. But that was many years ago. That wasteland is known as Cleveland. God forgot about Cleveland a long time ago.
Cleveland - slang
Also known as C-Town by natives, Cleveland is a famous city in the northern area of Ohio that may be even more popular then the capital of Ohio, Columbus. It borders Lake Erie and is known for extreme, ever-changing weather. It is also known for being the poorest city in the United States, very culturally diverse, and the origin of many rap/hip hop artists. There is a lot of cultural pride here, occasionally racism (Mostly the ever-ignorant Black vs. White. Both sides are guilty - Police specificly target blacks, and then there is a day called May Day where white people cannot attend school unless they want their ass kicked.) There are many gangs in Cleveland that mostly deal drugs and fight other gangs. Drugs and illegal substances are quite common here. The sports teams of Cleveland are the Indians (Baseball, was good in the 90s, offends Native Americans everywhere and has a big fluffy purple mascot named Slider,) Cavaliers (Basketball, now made famous by LeBron James and Usher,) Browns (Football, now returned and worse than ever,) Barons(Hockey, replaced the Lumber Jacks,) and Force (Soccer.)
If you go to Cleveland, you have to go to the Jake (Jacob's Field), the Q (used to be Gund Arena,) Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, and the Hard Rock at least once. There's also something called the Warehouse District, West Side Market, Tower City, and other stuff if you're feeling adventurous.
Sorry if this sucked, I just thought Cleveland needed a detailed definition.
"We're here with C-Town's finest."
"LeBron James lived Akron before the Cleveland Cavaliers snatched him up."
"What it do, C-Town?"
"If you are a woman in Cleveland, bring pepper spray, because many get raped here. Other then that it's pretty nice."
Cleveland
A really cool city with a lot of potential. Unfortunately, it's also full of negative, angry people. The objective is not to let those people keep you down.
Cleveland may not be a plum, but it's not a rotten apple, either.
Cleveland
A slang term for where a lost item has gone or on its way to.
1. Quoted from the 1990 film Die Hard 2: Die Harder
Policeman:
Where is your ID?
McClane
On his way to Cleveland.
2. Question someone asks: Where did that car go? Cleveland? Or around the back of the lot.
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Cleveland: At least we're not Detroit! We're not Detroit!