Definder - what does the word mean?

What is moustache?

The growing and manicuring of hair on one's upper lip, usually by an adult male. Also referred to as a crumb catcher, thigh tickler, nose neighbour or the womb broom.

Are you growing a moustache for Movember?

Fuckin rights I am!

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Moustache - what is it?

also referred to as smearing. gathering up a finger or two full of that nasty greeze that forms between the upper inner thigh and scrotum, after a day or two (or more) of not showering, and then wiping or rubbing the finger(s) across the victim's upper lip area, directly under their nose, so as to cause them to have to smell the foul substance.

I gave that dirty bitch a moustache she'll not soon forget.

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What does "moustache" mean?

Usually in reference to homosexual men, a female a guy will be associated with, or even pretend to be dating, in order to create the illusion that said homosexual is straight.

Keiron was in a town where he would get his ass beat in a way he didn't like, so he brought his moustache susan around with him everywhere

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Moustache - what does it mean?

Facial hair between the upper lip and nose usually alvaros have it

Hey alvaro used to have a moustache because
we forced him to shave it off

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Moustache - meaning

How a Tool spell the word mustache

GUY 1: My Lord Reginold, I believe I want to grow a moustache.
GUY 2: Hey toolshed, there's no O in mustache.

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Moustache - definition

something black and hairy above ur lips

Sushil's got a thick moustache ndeed!!!

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Moustache - slang

more commonly known as mustachio... a festering grown of lip hair.... bum fluff

yo momma has got a moustache o_O

MOUSTACHE!!!

i swear her moustache was breathing o_O

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Moustache

A hidden collection of something in high volume; (usually referring to sexually explicit material or narcotics).

Don't let the kids open that drawer cuz they might find MOUSTACHE.

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Moustache

the equivalent of a beard, except for asexuals

"It's so obvious that he's asexual, that she's clearly just his moustache"

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Moustache

(n.) Facial hair between the upper lip and nose, may link to sideburns but not the chin or else it becomes a beard.

(n.) Whereas a beard is a female used to cover a males homosexuality, a moustache is a slight interest shown, eg casual looking along with other males, usually at just one woman.

Hitler had a moustache

Was Eva Braun a moustache? Probably not. The only gay person hitler ever liked he had killed (Ernst Rohm), see night of long knives

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