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What is Semen?
yummy white baby nectar that makes you feel warm inside
I want to be filled with semen
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Semen - video
Semen - what is it?
Cock-Snot, Millions of tiny babies floating around ready to penetrate that pussy and hit the eggs. Or just hold it in your mouth.
Me: Dude, did you hear Colton ate his Semen?
Johnny: Yeah it tasted like salt...
What does "Semen" mean?
Whenever I get hungry, I make him cum so I can put him semen on my salad.
Semen - what does it mean?
Dick Dreck, the stuff that comes out of the end of a man's dick sometimes.
Sheldon's dick dreck was all over the place - on the sofa's blue velour covering, on the wall, on the floor, and some had even gotten onto the package of Lieber breadsticks that Shirley had left on the coffee table. "Is that kosher?" Shirley asked breathlessly.
Semen - meaning
A simple word of which replaces the word 'cum'. Not just in a sexual context, but say you were going to go somewhere you would use the word Semen instead of come or go or going. Semen can also be used in verious other contexts, shown in the examples below. It is derived from Essex, while being used widely and is taking over the modern language.
"I just Semened"
"You Semening to the shops?"
"Where are we semening today?"
"WHAT THE SEMEN!" or "WTS"
Semen - definition
Semen means cement in Indonesia
Also another word for cum.
Person 1: "Did you know that Indonesians call cement semen?"
Person 2: "Lmao"
Semen - slang
Vitally nutritious compound harvested from the testicles of men. Known to have antidepressant exfoliant and antifungal effects. Pretrials suggest 6 months of daily sperm intoxication may actually be a cure for obsessive compulsive disorder. Recently classified by the W.H.O as a superfood and vital nutrition source to be protected and force fed to the pretty and unwilling. Studies show the semen of gingers to be most beneficial to the growth and emotional development of young confused strippers. Maximum effect in these cases is achieved via manual oral extraction, and/or anal inoculation. Young whores on this modality are advised to take at least 5 or 6 treatments a day, crying and contorting their whore bodies to achieve maximum retention.
Warning: Overuse in the vagina may result in reproduction.
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Semen
A man who works on a ship or boat.
Hey captain! I need your semen on my poopdeck right now!
Semen
Something you can shoot on ANYTHINg and make a baby
1. You are jacking off and you shoot a load and it hits your computer monitor...THERE YOU HAVE IT...computer monitor babies
2. You shoot blast your load onto the carpet...CARPET BABIES
Semen
Man goo released from the penis to create babies
Craig : Wow did you see Katie Alli & Kiersten are pregnant!
Chad : Well im glad it wasn't my Semen!
Jake : Hey Chad can I have a raise ive got a little problem?
Chad : Fuck no why don't you go sell your Semen big penis boy!
Jake : Yeah right ive got enough babies to take care of the way it is!
Amanda : Hey Jake I heard you have a big penis wanna squirt Semen in me tonight!
Jake : Sure why not what's another baby gonna hurt!
Craig : Wow that Jake can really produce the Semen!