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What is one-night stand?

A one-night stand is where two people have a sexual encounter, where there is no expectation of establishing a romantic relationship

"Last night this guy and I had an amazing night!"
"Oh really, what was his name?"
"I don't know, it was just a One Night Stand!"

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one-night stand - video


One-night stand - what is it?

A One-Night Stand is where two consenting adults who are mutually horny agree to engage in coitus. One-Night Stands are only defined as such when the tryst lasts ONE night...no repeats! (otherwise we have casual sex). One-Nights Stands typically involve sprucing up, clubs/bars, copious amounts of liquor, great sex without small-talk, and driving away or leaving after sex.

Woman: "Want to head to my place?"
Man: "Sure, not looking for anything serious right now, just a One-Night Stand."
(great sex follows arriving at his/her place, girl or guy gets up to get dressed.)
Man/Woman: "Have a great night."
Man/Woman Reply: "You too."
(get in car and go home.)

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What does "one-night stand" mean?

When you bang a chick with the intentions of never seeing or talking to her ever again.

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One-night stand - what does it mean?

a single table next to a bed.

i forgot and left my cell on my one night stand.

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One-night stand - meaning

Fuck n leave.

I had a one night stand last night at the bar with this one guy/girl

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One-night stand - definition

The act of having intercourse with a person but having no further relations to them after that.

"Nah man, it was only a one night stand, she was sexy though."

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One-night stand - slang

An event that happens when you drink too much or you're so terribly desprate for sex, you have a fun night with a stranger only to wake up and know that you have a 50% chance you contracted chlamydia and/or how disappointed God is of you. But it doesn't matter because you'll do it again anyway.

A one night stand is like Russian roulette, you either get a high chance of great sexy times or you fucking shoot yourself in the head. Might as well just fuck your bestfriend.

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One-night stand

Hooking up with someone for one night of sex with no strings attached and hoping to never see them again. It is important not to exchange any personal info with them so they can't track you down and stalk you later.

I had a one night stand with this guy I picked up at the club.

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One-night stand

The act of standing for a whole night, usually as a punishment for having one-night stands with your partner without letting your parents know.

Guy 1: "Yoo parents suckssssss....."
Guy 2: "What's wrong, dude?"
Guy 1: "My parents made me do a one-night stand in front of them for having a one-night stand earlier with my girl without letting 'em know."
Guy 1: "Oof, that's sad."
Guy 2: "VERYYY!!"
Hot girl: (to Guy 2) "Heya there, hottie! That one-night stand with you was amazing <3"
Parents of Guy 2: *overhears what the girl said* (to Guy 2) "Oh yeah! Last night, we had a great time watching you do a one-night stand too!"
Guy 2: *passes out*

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One-night stand

Sexual activity with another person intended for one night only. (Derives from showbiz, a "one-off show". But also of course from the suggestion of a one-off erection, though the term is used by women as well as men as a candid description of "getting your rocks off" when a bit of no-strings fucking etc. was desired.

“I've never had a one-night stand because I've always been afraid that in the cold light of day, she'll wake up and think; "Oh my God! What the hell am I doing in bed with a stupid cunt like this?!”

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