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What is monkey punch?

Somewhat like a Donkey Punch but since monkies have little hand-like feet, you kick the girl in the back of the head instead. Granted this would be hard to do, but I assume a monkey could do it no problem, hence name.

Matt H-Dude, I got monkey punched last night.
Everyone else-Dude, you got kicked in the back of the head while getting sodomized by another man? You suck.

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Monkey punch - what is it?

A monkey punch is when you do like the monkeys and shit in your hand and proceed to hit somebody with your shit filled hand

Shut up or I will monkey punch you

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What does "monkey punch" mean?

Similar to a donkey punch but while engaged in anal intercourse, rather than one strike to the back of the head during climax, you strike multiple times like an autistic monkey.

Right when he was ready to explode, he monkey punched her into submission.

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Monkey punch - what does it mean?

When taking a girl from behind, the act of throwing a flailing, wild, formless punch. Usually, it's delivered to the torso, as, the donkey punch signifies a strike to the back of the head.

"Dude...right before I pulled out I gave her a vicious monkey punch to the kidney!"

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Monkey punch - meaning

The Greatest Manga artist/story teller of all time.

Monkey Punch is simply the greatest.

No one can beat Monkey Punch.

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Monkey punch - definition

Pseudonym of Kazuhito Kato, famous manga artist.

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Monkey punch - slang

When you shit in your hand and fling it at someone walking by.

My date was going great until some guy in the bushes monkey punched me, now I have to take I shower.

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Monkey punch

Grabbing a girls long hair from behind, pulling it back quickly and punching her in the back of the head. Then doing it again and again and again... (I.e. rubber punching ball on a string)

John gave Mary a good monkey punch for giving him skeloton dick.

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Monkey punch

When you ride a girl and you feel her enjoying, really close the orgasm, you give her a punch in the face or somewhere else. You let go your imagination.

Everytime Chuck Norris brings a girl back home from the club, he gives her a good monkey punch in the face when she's about to have an orgasm. Cause no one can have more fun than Chuck.

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Monkey punch

(n). When you are slamming a woman from behind, and randomly give her a right hook behind the ear, and you just keep on going about your business.

That stupid bitch got pissed when I gave her a monkey punch last night, and she said just for that I cannot tea bag her anymore

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