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What is lardass?
One of the most revolutionary pkers on the RPG Runescape. Thought by some to be the savior of all 20 defense pures, she has been known to take down many level 120+ in various combat minigames, whilst only possessing 72 combat. Her scandalous name and vast contact list of famous players has gained her many followers throughout the Runescape and pure community. She belongs to the clan "The Golden Gods", and was a close friend of acclaimed pure In Vas Por, ex leader of Absolution current member of Corrupt Pures. Considered a valuable potential prospect of many clans, she allegedly receives offers consisting of Runescape gold, items, and accounts to take up arms for clans such as Devastation and Eruption of Pures (EOP). She is undoubtedly one of the greatest pures of our generation.
Holy shit, 0 Lardass 0 just downed a guy with a Godsword!
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Lardass - what is it?
1. A fat person who refuses to go on a diet and thinks they're cool (when they really aren't).
2. A fat person who believes they have super powers or special abilities (like ninjas) and act like it by leaping around in tight spandex clothing. Note: People can become permanently or temporarily blinded when this action occurs, but it really depends on how much exposure they are subjected to.
Lardass Ninja: I have supah powah! I will defeat you with my Poke of Doom!
Hank: Gosh you lardass ninja, you look like an extremely obese one-legged cat trying to bury a turd on a frozen pond! Stop it, I'm gonna throw up if you keep doing that! AHHH! MY EYES! THEY'RE BLEEDING!! *spurt*
What does "lardass" mean?
a person who's bodys is made up of 50%lard 40%water 10%carbon
guy: did you see that? that mega-lardass ate the whole buffet table.
Lardass - what does it mean?
Lardass Tiddlywink is a big tub of goo located in the windy city, Chicago. Oddly enough Chicago only becomes windy after Lardass (pronounced LarDOSS) consumes a couple of bacon, Lexapro, peanut butter, and cheese whiz sandwiches. Lardass currently resides with mother, 13 cats, an “Iron Man” action figure, and an imaginary friend “Peter”. Commonly mistaken for a homosexual, Lardass is actually an a-sexual hermaphrodite who is about as anatomically correct as a “Ken Doll“. Lardass is a connoisseur of rare comic books however, none of which retain any value as “Mint Condition” oddly enough excludes bacon grease and semen.
Lady “Hey Lardass Tiddlywink, I will give you a bacon grease hand job for 20 bucks.” Lardass, “Not now mom, I’m off to Comi-Con, unless you can front me 20 bucks.”
Lardass - meaning
As in "Pulling a Lardass".
Avowing to a web community that you are leaving them all for good, and then returning the very next day apologetic or under a new handle. Attestations of "I'm Leaving! I'm Leaving!" usually accompany this behavior.
Mike: "Man- I have GOT to quit this website, I am gonna get fired!"
Bob: "Ah. Pulling a Lardass, I see"
Lardass - definition
An extremely fat kid that refuses to go on a diet and stop playing World of Warcraft.
Cries alot when left out of everything.
Hated by everyone because hes a fatass ninja..
"Lardass will never get a group again after we post this on the forums"
"In the name of France I Conquer this bread"
"Hunters deserve melee weapons like rogues"
"Hunters are useful group members"
Lardass - slang
A pejorative expression used to describe taking one’s own sweet time, moving at a snail’s pace, really dragging one’s feet.
We stayed right up until the amusement park closed and then we were seriously lardassing it all the way to the exit.
Lardass
1. A fatass
2. The white solid or semisolid rendered fat of a hog's ass
When people are obessed, they tend to have a lardass.
Lardass
a fat person, someone who eats a lot, wide-load
my friends lardass girlfriend ate my house.
Lardass
A lardass is a person with a few gallons of blubber on their stomach, chest, back, hips, face, chins, and most notably, their caboose. Among the folds of their vast girth, one may find cheeto dust, french fries, potato chips, the TV remote, a dollar twenty-five, and a thick coating of some smelly white goo. The common lardass is found in Mom's basement. They do not move unless food is involved, thus they never take a shower, thus they stink.
- Yo, Jerry is such a lardass. He hasn't moved from his lazyboy in a month.
- Whoa, you mean there is a whole chair under all those fat rolls? Damn.