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What is Lardass?One of the most revolutionary pkers on the RPG Runescape. Thought by some to be the savior of all 20 defense pures, she has been known to take down many level 120+ in various combat minigames, whilst only possessing 72 combat. Her scandalous name and vast contact list of famous players has gained her many followers throughout the Runescape and pure community. She belongs to the clan "The Golden Gods", and was a close friend of acclaimed pure In Vas Por, ex leader of Absolution current member of Corrupt Pures. Considered a valuable potential prospect of many clans, she allegedly receives offers consisting of Runescape gold, items, and accounts to take up arms for clans such as Devastation and Eruption of Pures (EOP). She is undoubtedly one of the greatest pures of our generation. Holy shit, 0 Lardass 0 just downed a guy with a Godsword! Lardass - meme gifLardass - videoLardass - what is it?1. A fat person who refuses to go on a diet and thinks they're cool (when they really aren't). Lardass Ninja: I have supah powah! I will defeat you with my Poke of Doom! What does "Lardass" mean?a person who's bodys is made up of 50%lard 40%water 10%carbon guy: did you see that? that mega-lardass ate the whole buffet table. Lardass - what does it mean?Lardass Tiddlywink is a big tub of goo located in the windy city, Chicago. Oddly enough Chicago only becomes windy after Lardass (pronounced LarDOSS) consumes a couple of bacon, Lexapro, peanut butter, and cheese whiz sandwiches. Lardass currently resides with mother, 13 cats, an βIron Manβ action figure, and an imaginary friend βPeterβ. Commonly mistaken for a homosexual, Lardass is actually an a-sexual hermaphrodite who is about as anatomically correct as a βKen Dollβ. Lardass is a connoisseur of rare comic books however, none of which retain any value as βMint Conditionβ oddly enough excludes bacon grease and semen. Lady βHey Lardass Tiddlywink, I will give you a bacon grease hand job for 20 bucks.β Lardass, βNot now mom, Iβm off to Comi-Con, unless you can front me 20 bucks.β Lardass - meaning1. A fatass When people are obessed, they tend to have a lardass. Lardass - definitiona fat person, someone who eats a lot, wide-load my friends lardass girlfriend ate my house. Lardass - slangA lardass is a person with a few gallons of blubber on their stomach, chest, back, hips, face, chins, and most notably, their caboose. Among the folds of their vast girth, one may find cheeto dust, french fries, potato chips, the TV remote, a dollar twenty-five, and a thick coating of some smelly white goo. The common lardass is found in Mom's basement. They do not move unless food is involved, thus they never take a shower, thus they stink. - Yo, Jerry is such a lardass. He hasn't moved from his lazyboy in a month. LardassA pejorative expression used to describe taking oneβs own sweet time, moving at a snailβs pace, really dragging oneβs feet. We stayed right up until the amusement park closed and then we were seriously lardassing it all the way to the exit. LardassAs in "Pulling a Lardass". Mike: "Man- I have GOT to quit this website, I am gonna get fired!" LardassAn extremely fat kid that refuses to go on a diet and stop playing World of Warcraft. "Lardass will never get a group again after we post this on the forums" |
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