What is Holy shit?

A shit you take in church.

"Dude yesterday, I went to church and took a holy shit!"

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Holy shit - video

Holy shit - what is it?

1.The excrement of a deity or other religious figure.
2.An exclamation of extreme pain, pleasure, surprise, etc...

"Holy shit!" yelled John upon noticing the monkey in his shower.

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What does "Holy shit" mean?

1)The Last Words Said Before Death.

2)The First Words Said, When You Wish You Were Dead.

1)"Pass me anouther beer. "HEY its a Red light!"HOLY SHIT!!"

2){waking up}" Wow what a party,why are you naked? HOLY SHIT!!"

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Holy shit - what does it mean?

Diarrhea so bad, you pray to god that it stops.

"Hey man, you goin out to the club?"

"Nah, man. I ain't feeling well, havin the holy shits"

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Holy shit - meaning

Something you yell when you see something incredibly surprising.

"Holy Shit!!!!! Emo has 1,222 definitions! Guess they think everyone's a fucktard and doesn't know what that word means, so they have to come up with more than a thousand definitions just to drive the point into us!"

(By the way, most of those defs suck.)

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Holy shit - definition

1) An exclamation, usually one of amazement

2) Feces that are considered to be either worthy of reverence, associated with divine powers, or spiritually clean

1) Holy shit! No one understands satire these days!

2) After an incident involving a misguided but well intentioned church cleaning lady, only the church's highest Priest is now allowed access to the sacred pile of holy shit.

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