Definder - what does the word mean?

What is tend?

1. to go to the bathroom to pee
2. sexual gratification via vagina from either the owner of vagina or other

1. "hey i gotta tend to the taco one sec" *goes to bathroom*
2. "I'm sure Blake tends to Riley's taco seeing as the are with each other every second of the day."

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Tend - what is it?

Well-tended: a well-kept, tidy, good-looking place such as a garden or house.

My clients, exhibiting extreme poor judgement, followed your grand mother to this delightful, well-tended home.

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What does "tend" mean?

To take care of a baby and watch him/her.

As my mother left, I had to baby-tend my brother.

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Tend - what does it mean?

1. To prevent a male friend or associate from getting some action.

2. Any such attempt to prevent a male friend or associate from getting some action.

That fucker John was goal tending Susan all night.

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Tend - meaning

Goal-tending, in basketball, is the act of blocking the ball right before it goes in the basket. Hole-tending is right before you stick your dick in a girls pussy or asshole and she rejects the insertion

Bob: Yo, did you get laid last night?
Steve: I thought so, but that cock-tease was hole tending.

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Tend - definition

Going to the bar with the intention of picking up a hot chick...then going home with a fat girl.

Im hungry like the wolf, but I'll end up tending cattle. -BHG

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Tend - slang

Using your hand to cup your balls as a makeshift suspensory or scrotal support to keep from rupturing yourself from grunting and forcing out an unusually large turd or from constipation.Can also be used to protect balls from over-spray in wicked projectile diarrhea situations.In this scenario the ball sack is pulled up between the legs,safely sheltered from splatter and back-splash.

I can tell from they way my bowels are growling I'm gonna be doing some ball tending very soon.

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Tend

Keeping the hair of the pubic region in check. Also known as tending (to) the crops/garden.

Tonight? As long as you've been tending, baby.

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Tend

Sugar coating masturbation. A strong inclination, resulting in masturbating, due to a surge of hormones erupting in ones body.

1. I need to tend.
2. I'm tending at the moment.
3. I have to tend to my needs.
4. I'm going to tend with my baby.

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Tend

A bit gay, a bit stylish. Kind of inbetween.

"That's a pretty tend watch."
"She's a bit tend."

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