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What is landwhale?
A common word used to describe gorja
gorja is a landwhale
landwhale - video
Landwhale - what is it?
A large mammal, or, whale. Not to be mistaken with the under water whales, a land whale drags itself around with it's flippers and moans.
You're the biggest blame landwhale in the jungle of landwhale.
What does "landwhale" mean?
A grossly overweight female who tries to come off as attractive but is obviously aware of her large stature.
Guys, remember when Mary used to go to the gym?? Now shes let herself go and became an epic landwhale!!
Landwhale - what does it mean?
A hilarious term used to call “big-boned” people fat as hell preferably women who think they’re hot bitches
Chay: Oh I’m so hot
Alex: You’re a fucking landwhale
Landwhale - meaning
A landwhale is a fat bitch who exceeds over the scale and is obese as shit. aka hunters type of women.
Ryan: Hey Hunter did you see that landwhale over there?
Hunter: yea, she is looking mighty fine. I should put my penis in her.
Landwhale - definition
A fat bitch. They eat 27 McDonalds Big Macs for every meal except dinner, when they eat 43.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a landwhale.
Landwhale - slang
A glutton that is so fat that she is unable reach back to wipe her ass or perform other basic hygiene.
Members of NAAFA (North American Association Fat Asses) Found on NAAFA blogspot, Big Fat Blog and other fat acceptance organizations.
You had better get to the buffet before that landwhale does.
Those Wal-Mart scooters must be built like tanks because they can handle some really big landwhales.
Landwhale
A landwhale is a humanoid organism weighing in excess of 300lbs (although smaller specimens have been reported). They are often seen in the company of other landwhales and humans. Interbreeding between landwhales and humans, although once thought impossible, has been know to occur and produce viable offspring in isolated cases. In fact, it is rumored that humans can turn in to landwhales if they do not follow a healthy diet and excersize regularly; this statement has yet to be confirmed by science. Genus: Homo, Species: cetaceous.
The landwhale attempted to climb the stairs, but had to stop on the 5th step due to heavy breathing.
Landwhale
Landwhale is a synonym for feminists.
This landwhale is trying to date me and all obsessed with me
Landwhale
A landwhale is an extremely large humanoid species.
Size: 200 lbs + ( no upper limit established)
Color: Most landwhales are white.
Diet: Landwhales are known to be obligate eaters, ie. they must eat every 4 -6 hours. They are omnivorous, favoring a diet of high fat high sugar fast foods. They typically favor cheaper fast foods, such as McDonalds, KFC, and Burger King. Favorite beverages are diet sodas and sweet tea.
Range: Global. Concentrated in the southeastern United States.
Habitat: Landwhales typically live in mobile homes, extended stay motels, and housing projects. They can often be found in minivans and KIA Soul cars.
Activity: Landwhales are most active in the mid afternoon hours, when they can be found grazing at Wal Mart or various fast food restaurants.
Social Structure: Landwhales tend to live in family groups, known as "packs." Most packs consist of a dominant female, usually the largest and oldest of the group, whom receives the largest subsidy check (typically from disability or other government schemes), and various daughters and grandchildren. Landwhales typically breed with multiple males, usually of the negro variety ( though less often with white trash or illegal immigrant males), with the parentage of their offspring dubious at best.
Lifespan: Landwhales, tend to mate around fourteen to sixteen years of age. They will continue to mate until around forty years of age, and rarely reach sixty.
That landwhale needs to keep her children out of the candy aisle!