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What is land whale?
A whale that is on land that people expect to stop breathing, which they don't.
Ben: STOP BREATHING LAND-WHALE!!!
Nik: Nobody expects the Spanish Land-Whale to stop breathing.
land whale - video
Land whale - what is it?
A fat, stupid sidekick with no real purpose except for to make its companions look better. (in most cases land whales are needed or else its 'friends' would appear hideous)
"Did you see that land whale Tiffany bowling yesterday?" "Yeah it was disgusting!"
What does "land whale" mean?
A very FAT man or woman. Could also use the terms; Land-Walrus or Land-Seacow. Usually doesn’t care about getting in shape nor eating healthy.
Dam... look at that Land-Whale move, it’s like it’s walking in slow motion.
Land whale - what does it mean?
A term used to describe a person beyond obeicity.
Rosy O'Donnel is a Land Whale
Land whale - meaning
When you fuck a big women on the beach
"I went to the beach yesterday and caught a nigga land whaling."
Land whale - definition
-Noun.
Obese person.
Unmotivated, fat cunt of a person whose weight is the result of pure laziness.
*Those who're obese as the result of medical problems not included.
"Look at that fat cunt. What the fuck did he eat?! England?"
"Nah mate, that's just a land whale. Careful, they eat humans."
Land whale - slang
A person who is obese and has a big enough overhang to shelter a moose.
Wow see that fat kid over there... he is a land whale.
Land whale
The best land whale watching location is the Wal Mart near you.
Land whale
The big blobs of people who can't move and get crushed by their own weight.
Did you see that land whale on TV last night?
Land whale
An extremely obese woman. More commonly known as a BIG BITCH. Often seen cruising buffet lines or getting smashed by guys who are hard up for some pussy. Much like a real whale, there is a lot of blubber and they secrete grease and oil. They often smell like stale fish although they rarely go in the water.
Hey man, did you see that land whale Mike was messin' with? I told him to watch out, now he went and fucked up and got that bitch pregnant. That's messed up.