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What is NAAFA?
A naafa is a significantly obese or fat person who is displeasing to the eye. You know, the ones with more rolls on their arms than in a tube of pillsbury biscuits.
The term naafa comes from the N.A.A.F.A, the National Association for the Advancement of Fat Americans (yes its real, naafa.org), a organization who wants to stop discrimination against people who decided to treat their bodies like a human garbage disposal.
Oh god look at that wretched naafa cruising by on her fat cart.
I saw a naafa at dinner and almost puked.
NAAFA - video
NAAFA - what is it?
Originally NAAFA meant National Association Aiding Fat American and then a bunch of man hating fat feminists with raging yeast infections and obesity related health issues changed the meaning of NAAFA to, National Association Advancing Fat Acceptance. In 2008 Fat Bastardo or Bigger Fatter Blog and Bigger Fatter Politics changed the meaning of NAAFA to mean to the more accurate North American Association for Fat Asses.
Now honest, NAAFA unashamedly promotes sloth, greedy gluttony, disease and premature death all for the hedonistic pleasure of unhealthy food. The NAAFA motto is: Proud by Nature Fat By Choice
NAAFA's Mission Statement: This is the next phase in political fat acceptance. The days of justifying our fatness by lying and saying we have a mysterious genetic or metabolic disorder are over. We now freely admit to and embrace what the fat haters would call gluttony. We fatlings are no longer apologists for our size nor our greedy gluttony. We are fat because we eat huge amounts of food and we like it. If you don't like it get used to it because fat people are now the overwhelming majority. OINK!
That awful garbage smell is not coming from a landfill, it coming from the NAAFA headquarters.
What does "NAAFA" mean?
An organization of rational adults of all sizes who, quite understandably, believe that fat people deserve the same respect as anyone else. Contrary to what their detractors may claim, they do not advocate gluttony, sloth, any of the five other deadly sins, or sitting on people.
"Joel just went off of another dumb diet...and he ended up fatter than he already was."
"That poor guy...always dieting and hitting the gym, but he never loses an ounce. What's he going to do now?"
"If he's smart, he's giving up dieting in favor of just eating right, finding a new gym that isn't swarming with bodybuilders, and joining NAAFA."
NAAFA - what does it mean?
An organization of extremely obese and mildly retarded fat people who believe that the world should be fat. They believe in being able to sit on you in airplanes, movie theatres, and think that you should have to pay lots of extra money so they can continue to eat everything they see.
NAAFA is a group of fat pigs. Oink!
NAAFA - meaning
An apparently large (yes, there is a pun intended) group of fat folks who seem to think that there is nothing wrong with allowing your body to become a literal vessel of lard.
According to their website, they are completely against weight loss drugs (which is understandable under certain societal circumstances; for instance, the "need to be thin", yet is a complete health hazard to the fat folks that determine that they do not wish to live by the NAAFA creed and decide to lose weight), the Presidents Council on Physical Fitness , that obesity research be limited to studying the health of obese people rather than weight loss , and dieting for weight loss.
Check out www.naafa.org for the PROOF!
This group would have had more coverage and recognition, but they could not move their 'HoverRounds' from the Old Country Buffet.
It is a wide known fact that all members of the NAAFA are REQUIRED by the NAAFA bylaws to consume at LEAST 3 DFMB (Deep Fried Mars Bar) every 30 minutes.
Weezer was the official band of the NAAFA until the NAAFA realized that Weezer was actually a band and not a bunch of fat dudes attempting to get on stage.